So yesterday…
Jayman had some random thoughts, and I thought to myself, in a less than random manner, that maybe today, I would do the same.
So, heres goes…
I wonder if at some point while Trayvon Martin was on top of George Zimmerman allegedly wailing away upon Zimmerman, if he asked Mr. Zimmerman…
“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
What? Too soon? Anyhoo…
Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton, had a baby boy yesterday. I hope that their son in honor of, and in solidarity with his grandfather Prince Charles, grows up to marry a man named Camilla.
I get off at 5 PM today, so you know what that means. That’s right…I’ll be drunk by 7 PM. Getting old does have its benefits. Beer Buzzes come much more inexpensively.
I see that we are picking up a few more “likes” on our IWS Facebook page of late. If you don’t like our Facebook page, you are a Communist and will spend the eternal afterlife in Hell being fondled by a bare-chested Vladimir Putin. Uuch.
I had Johnsonville Cheddar Wurst last night. They were delicious. You know why? Because what’s not delicious about cooked pig meat with cheese inside? Nothing. Yeah, it’s that simple.
Two of my favorite words are, “shenanigans” and “interloper.” Is there a problem with that? For your sake, I hope not.
In order to soothe racial tensions within this country, President Obama is spending a family vacation in Martha’s Vineyard. The next stop along his, “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner Tour” will be spent hosting, “A Week of Skeet Shooting and Cocktails with Wayne LaPierre” in Roanoke, VA.
My right hamstring is killing me!!
My BFF Schmoop went to the Doctor for what appears to be the last time yesterday. Her insides are fine, but looking at the rosy glow on her face, I think she may be pregnant…by HIM!!
If I was going be a fish of some sort, I would be a Killer Whale. Even though they are menacing looking, they are friendly, and adorable…and no one messes with them, because they have “Killer” in their name.
If I wasn’t having brats last night, I would have had SPAM, but I wouldn’t have had it, because unfortunately, we have none on hand. Mores the pity.
Yesterday, Jayman mentioned that he should have his penis post on here at some point. When he mentioned that I thought I could do the same, however…
How’s my penis gonna do a sincere and articulate post when he can’t remember more than half of the places he has been?
I’ll just let my penis slumber in its old age and…Oh damn…I left a cigarette burning as I typed this. Talk to you all later.
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws
My Facebook Page
Jayman had some random thoughts, and I thought to myself, in a less than random manner, that maybe today, I would do the same.
So, heres goes…I wonder if at some point while Trayvon Martin was on top of George Zimmerman allegedly wailing away upon Zimmerman, if he asked Mr. Zimmerman…
“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
What? Too soon? Anyhoo…
Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton, had a baby boy yesterday. I hope that their son in honor of, and in solidarity with his grandfather Prince Charles, grows up to marry a man named Camilla.
I get off at 5 PM today, so you know what that means. That’s right…I’ll be drunk by 7 PM. Getting old does have its benefits. Beer Buzzes come much more inexpensively.
I see that we are picking up a few more “likes” on our IWS Facebook page of late. If you don’t like our Facebook page, you are a Communist and will spend the eternal afterlife in Hell being fondled by a bare-chested Vladimir Putin. Uuch.
I had Johnsonville Cheddar Wurst last night. They were delicious. You know why? Because what’s not delicious about cooked pig meat with cheese inside? Nothing. Yeah, it’s that simple.
Two of my favorite words are, “shenanigans” and “interloper.” Is there a problem with that? For your sake, I hope not.
In order to soothe racial tensions within this country, President Obama is spending a family vacation in Martha’s Vineyard. The next stop along his, “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner Tour” will be spent hosting, “A Week of Skeet Shooting and Cocktails with Wayne LaPierre” in Roanoke, VA.
My right hamstring is killing me!!
My BFF Schmoop went to the Doctor for what appears to be the last time yesterday. Her insides are fine, but looking at the rosy glow on her face, I think she may be pregnant…by HIM!!
If I was going be a fish of some sort, I would be a Killer Whale. Even though they are menacing looking, they are friendly, and adorable…and no one messes with them, because they have “Killer” in their name.If I wasn’t having brats last night, I would have had SPAM, but I wouldn’t have had it, because unfortunately, we have none on hand. Mores the pity.
Yesterday, Jayman mentioned that he should have his penis post on here at some point. When he mentioned that I thought I could do the same, however…
How’s my penis gonna do a sincere and articulate post when he can’t remember more than half of the places he has been?
I’ll just let my penis slumber in its old age and…Oh damn…I left a cigarette burning as I typed this. Talk to you all later.
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws
My Facebook Page
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