Jay and Matt Brought the Bavarian Beer Garden Down

Let me tell you what…There are pod casts and then there are pod casts…yeah I know...everyone knows that by definition, but I was being dramatic and hyperbolic.

Anyhoo…

Yesterday, Jay, Matt and the IWS Radio players put on a show that will go down in German history as the greatest accomplishment since the push through the Netherlands and Belgium. (Which, since both were and are still Kingdoms, well…is not THAT great of an accomplishment, but whatever.)

After a week longeing for friendly banter, Jayman had plenty of joyful German music and linguistic lessons on tap.  Matt-Man even counted to twelve in German.  It’s true!!

The greatest German proverbialist ever was on hand as Pete Nietzsche talked sunrises, chickens, and well whatever.  He was awesome.

Bobby Kraft chimed in with a dramatic reading of Paul Simon’s 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover in honor of Matt-Man’s impending divorce.  The entire chat room immediately divorced their significant other.

The IWS law firm of Wie, Love, Kuntz showed their legal bad asses, and offered their help to anyone and everyone.

Rev. Moneymaker tried to make sense of Matt-Man’s ungodly and heretical divorce.  As always, he left us all with more questions than answers.

Schmoop had her say about Matt-Man getting divorced and it left us all with more tears than smiles.  Odd.

Jesse Ferg and a myriad of guests sexed up the chat room and Jesse is now in the custody of the Marion Police Department.

Lastly, in addition to wheat beer infused friendly Oktoberfest and divorce related chit chat between Jay and Matt, our fave Canadian Jamie Mapleleaf chimed in and we attempted to celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving with a Canadian turkey no less.

If that’s not enough to entice you to listen to the show…you’re dead inside.  And…well…even if you are, give it a listen and help out Jay and Matt who are still sort of alive inside.

They’ll feel better and you might just laugh.  Give IWS Radio a listen, and get outta here Mc Gooooooooo…

Bavarian Beer Garden Break-Up

With the exception of those uber-bitter ISIS thugs, folks all over the world are celebrating the 2014 Oktoberfest season.  Jay, Matt, and the staff of IWS Radio are no exception, and are having an Oktoberfest celebration of their own.

Cold beer, hot babes, and laugh out loud funny wit and satire from the IWS Radio Players are on the party menu.  In addition to Oktoberfest…

Matt-Man found out this week that after nearly twenty-eight years of less than wedded bliss, he will be getting that dissolution of marriage that he so richly deserves.

So, IWS Radio is celebrating a joyful uber-bash of all things German, all things beer, and all things divorce related this week.

On hand for the big soiree will be Jamie Mapleleaf, Bobby Kraft, Pete Nietzsche, and perhaps even the nearly recovered willy-willy survivor, Stubby Stonehenge.

Listen in, join the party, and chime in with your phone calls tomorrow LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio as IWS Radio presents a Bavarian Beer Garden Break-Up.

To listen LIVE tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET, click HERE!!

Danke schön and Prosit!!

IWS Person of the Week...The Incredibly Odd IWS Radio Staff

IWS Radio has become one of the successful comedy shows in the history of  Blog Talk Radio, but your
IWS hosts Jay and Matt haven’t achieved that pinnacle of success without help.

No folks, while Jay and Matt may be behind the IWS Media empire, the various IWS correspondents who grace the airwaves of the internet are the soul and in fact the collective soul of the IWS Radio show, and…

They are the IWS Persons of the Week.

Our correspondents are like a herd of cats as they go off in all directions, but this odd conglomeration of media talent is tops in its field.

Foreign correspondent Guy Ahnyurdyck and his brash and unmarried ways are an abomination to the preachy and pious Rev. Moneymaker, however they both appreciate more than a few drinks from time to time.

Our homespun hero Bobby Kraft seems as mellow as a finely aged cheddar, but he lays it all out there, while our non-descript editorialist Mr. Vague seems to let the listener make up his or her mind as to what the hell he is talking about.

Our literary editor Paul Piatt is very particular about his words and tone, while KleeShay Johnson is more of a generalist, and yet…they both speak volumes 110% of the time.

Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf always leaves the audience with a smile and maple syrupy feel, while Schmoop typically leaves the audience with a “whatever” and a belch.

While Sports Director Slyder Balzcock gets all excited about the adventure in life that is the world of sports, Alarmist Weatherman gets frenetic about the impending death that Mother Nature is certain to lay upon us all.

And of course…Local Redneckville reporter Dixie Ozark finds the entire staff other than her to be more than a bit odd.

Lastly…Jay and Matt may seem to be of same mind, same spirit, and one soul, but not so fast my friends…Jay and Matt are quite the odd couple, but in order to find out how…

You’ll have to tune in to IWS Radio LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio as IWS Radio presents, Comedy Makes Strange Odd Couples.

We’ll be talking historical duos, comedic duos, and of course, the differences between Jay and Matt that they overcome in order to form the formidable comedic duo they are.

So listen LIVE Today from Noon-2 PM ET and chime in as well with your phone calls at 661.244.9852.

To join the oddities of IWS Radio click HERE!!

Boobies, Jamie, and Making Fun of Child and Wife Beaters

Happy Monday all you bitches!!

Oh…why do I say bitches?  Well let me tell ya….

IWS Radio wanted to get, set up to get, and expected to get, a plethora of phone calls this week.  And? What DID IWS Radio get as far as the amount of phone of calls?

Heartache.

Oh sure…We got a hot, sexy, and comforting call from Jamie, but other than the hot Canadian action we received from the sexy Miss Mapleleaf, we got nothing.  The sexy quality was more than enough, but we could have used more in the quantity action.

However, the IWS Radio players persevered.

Bobby Kraft was all upset over the fact that IWS didn't get any phone calls, and then he had some ideas on how to get some phone calls.

Our travel editor Rand McNally took us, our imagination, and his lisp along a journey through Canada, Ireland, and places that include the dirty industry of youth hostels.

Jesse Ferg was in the room and he was childish as always…so we laughed.

The lovely Karen sang Cher better than Cher during out first installment of The IWS Half Dead Duo Society.

Jay and Matt decided that they will do a masturbation show in the future.

Jimmy Three Fingers Tortelli will give 60% when IWS does that show.  And dig it…

Jay and Matt made fun of women who hate other women, as the comedic duo pointed out the disparaging comments that were made when IWS posted the latest Tamra picture…By Other Women!!  Awful hatred right there.

Jay and Matt gave ample shit to Adrian Peterson, Ray Rice, and the NFL…And Jamie?  While she loves Jay and Matt, she called in and gave ample shit to both of them as well.

In other words, the show was as always, hilarious and empty of a lot of phone calls.  So…

GIVE IT A LISTEN TO OUR SHOW IN ARCHIVES RIGHT HERE!!  or...listen here...

MSJS...I Got Your Expert Right HERE!!

Matt pontificates…Jay orates…You ask yourself, “Do they know what the hell they are talking about?”

Matt:  Jay?  Jay?  Jay?
(minutes pass)

Jay:  Hola.  GOD DAMN GOOGLE PHONE!!
Matt:  Hiya Chuckles.  Ow…oh the echo, echo echo echo.
Jay:  What the fuck?
Matt:  I don’t know what it is…what it is…what it is.
Jay:  There, I muted the host line.
Matt:  Better?
Jay:  Yes, much.

Matt:  Google phone screwed up again eh?
Jay:  I may have spoken prematurely…It was BTR’s fault.
Matt:  Fucking “Expert” Internet Radio Platform!!
Jay:  Oh yeah, they know everything about internet radio.
Matt:  Slackers.

Jay:  Y’know Matt…There are a lot of  self-proclaimed “experts” on Facebook, Twitter, TV, radio, etc.
Matt:  Oh Dear God…More than a handful…more like…A BILLION!!
Jay:  It’s annoying, depressing, but most of all…
Matt:  Funnier than shit!!
Jay:  Ha.  I know right?  Let’s make fun of, er, I mean celebrate, the “experts” this week,
Matt:  Excellent call.  We could start with Facebook advice givers who care about everybody.
Jay:  Oh dear God…What they’re really doing most of the time is chiding others.
Matt:  Who else?

Jay:  Dr. Oz…Dr. Phil…Soccer “experts” who come out of the closet every four years for the World Cup.
Matt:  Foreign relations/military experts who have never been a diplomat nor in the military.
Jay:  The next door neighbor who knows what Kenyans look like…and knows they look a lot like Obama.
Matt:  So many phony experts to berate  like Jenny McCarthy, and so little time.

Jay:  We’ll show them expertise alright.
Matt:  Damn right, and Jayman…We can talk about the Great Velveeta Recall of 2014.
Jay:  You and Schmoop must be beside yourselves.
Matt:  M’eh…we’ll talk about it.
Jay:  Oh and Matt-Man…The Fashion Center Mall in Redneckville is dead. We could buy it and make it our new headquarters!!
Matt:  We should DEFINITELY talk about that.

Jay:  Man…That’s a lot of quality entertainment at a fair price to cover.
Matt:  It sure as hell is.
Jay:  Oh and I almost forgot.  Bobby Kraft will be interviewing Ben Franklin LIVE on Sunday’s show.
Matt:  Get outta here!!
Jay:  It’s true!!
Matt:  Jesus Christ…How do we manage to provide this much entertainment week in and week out?
Jay:  I’ll tell you how.
Matt:  How?

Jay:  Well…Four out of five internet experts agree…IWS Radio is the funniest God Damn show on BTR.
Matt:  And who can argue with that?
Jay:  Well…WE will…this Sunday during the, Internet Experts and Know It Alls episode of IWS Radio.

Matt:  Can’t wait Jayman.
Jay:  Me neither.  Now…Let’s Do Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!

To catch IWS Radio LIVE this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET, click HERE.

Matt Said, Jay Said...1-800-222-1222

Matt pivots…Jay redirects…You roll with the changes.

Matt:  Guten Tag Mi Ami!!
Jay:  What?  German and French in the same greeting?
Matt:  I hail from Alsace Loraine, so…um…okay…How the hell are ya?
Jay:  Awesome…this not writing on the blog nearly all week is liberating.
Matt:  I know, and I got a lot done because we took a break from the blog.

Jay:  Oh man, so did I.
Matt:  Oh yeah?  Like what?
Jay:  Well, you brought it up; why don’t you go first.
Matt:  Just a A LOT of stuff, and you?
Jay:  Tons o’shit done too, and if I’m lyin’, I’m dyin’.

Matt:  I’m glad the break worked out well for both of us.
Jay:  I did have some ideas to kinda tweak the show.
Matt:  Are you getting rid of me?
Jay:  Are you kidding?  How could I ever do that?  After all, you paid half of the premium fee.
Matt:  And if I hadn't?
Jay:  Are you kidding me?  After all, you paid half of the premium fee.

Matt:  Uh-huh, anyhoo…What are some of your tweak-deas?
Jay:  I thought we could do a quiz show of some type.
Matt:  Who doesn't like that?
Jay:  Communists…and vegans.  Annnnnnd perhaps we could have our correspondents interview each other.
Matt:  That would be awesome.

Jay:  I was thinking about the You Tube and Facebook pages.
Matt:  Perhaps we could save that for the show.
Jay:  I guess.
Matt:  I know what would be an exciting change and enhancement for the show.
Jay:  What’s that?
Matt:  More callers.
Jay:  Holy Cow Dude.  When you dream, you dream BIG!!
Matt:  I know, right?

Jay:  Well we can discuss some of the changes and additions we’d like to make, but what else?
Matt:  Lessee….Hey!!  Sunday is Best Friend Day!!  And Name Your Poison Day!!
Jay:  We could talk about the crazy friends we have had over the years.
Matt:  And talk about the “poisons” we are addicted to.
Jay:  Hell yeah, food, sex, alcohol, drugs.  There are many types of poisons out there.
Matt:  Oh hell Jayman, guess what?
Jay:  What?
Matt:  Sunday is also Canadian River Day.
Jay:  Get outta here!!  I have always been addicted to Canadian rivers.  Jamie Mapleleaf could chime in.
Matt:  Damn right.

Jay:  Bobby Kraft and KleeShay Johnson can chime in on something or something as well.
Matt:  Guy Ahnyurdyck needs to update us on the demise or resurrection of Stubby Stonhenge.
Jay:  And you know what?  With all of the changes afoot, it would be nice to have Ma Tibbles bring about some comfort of the typical.
Matt:  Praise Jesus!!

Jay:  Aight.  I think we are ready.
Matt:  I know we are.
Jay:  So I hope everyone joins us for Name Your Poison and Make Some Changes on IWS Radio tomorrow.
Matt:  LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.
Jay:  You can catch all of the hilarity AND CALL IN…
Matt:  By clicking HERE.

Lent Is Here, And So Is The Guilt

Holy Cow!!

If you missed yesterday’s IWS Radio Show, you missed a lot.

No…seriously.

The erstwhile Bobby Kraft and avuncular Kirk Douglass both went off on each other, as well as going off on Jay and Matt, AND the listeners.

It was pandemonium in Piscataway!!

I mean…if you live in Piscataway, New Jersey, which nobody worthwhile does, so…and anyhoo…

And then, Jay and Matt called out Paul Piatt for picking up personal sponsorships using the IWS name.

Fortunately, Tammy Tibbles and Paula Deen were on hand in order to bring some much needed joy and decorum to the proceedings.

I tell ya…

Yesterday’s show about the joy and repentances of Lent was anything but…however, Jay and Matt kept the flock on the right path and shared the love and joy of Jesus Christ two fold, just as God shared the joy of life two fold with Job.

In fact, if you listen to yesterday’s show, you will be blessed not only by an abundance of comedy, courtesy of Jay and Matt, you will be blessed by the Almighty Father Hizzelf and from Matt’s friend, Dr. Gina Gentry Loudon…

So give it a listen.  It doesn’t cost anything, annnnnnd…If you do, God will bless you.

Matt Said, Jay Said...The Heat is On!!

Matt has a seizure…Jayman is paralyzed…You are stricken dumbfounded by their hotness and humidity.

Matt:  What the hell?  How the hell did you get this number?
Jay:  You gave it to me like three years ago.
Matt:  Oh…Jayman?
Jay:  Yes?
Matt:  Oh wow.  I thought you were a bill collector.
Jay:  I am in a way…I want a return on my suffering with you.
Matt:  Ha.. That’s funny…Anyhoo…What should we do this week?
Jay:  No, seriously…I figure that you owe me, Six Thousand, Nine-Hun--
Matt:  Ha. Funny Man…

Jay:  Okay let’s talk about the show and I’ll talk reparations later.
Matt:  Sweeeeeeet!!

Jay:  I hear Luis took his Citizenship test today.
Matt:  Yep.  And he passed!!
Jay:  Ole!!
Matt:  He may have to work on Sunday, but his wife can talk to us.
Jay:  That would be awesome!!
Matt:  IKR?  We could ask her about how now that Luis is an American, he cares about nothing.
Jay:  I know that I don’t.
Matt:  Me neither.

Jay:  I was thinking that perhaps we could just wing it again this week.
Matt:  Last week’s winging it show wasn’t too hateful!!
Jay:  IKR?
Matt:  We can talk about the George Zimmerman trial.
Jay:  We can and will, and dig this…
Matt:  Oh Dear God, what?

Jay:  They are going to be filming a movie here in Redneckville and Bobby Kraft is going to be in it.
Matt:  Really!!?
Jay:  Yes!!  I mean, probably…and Dixie Ozark is going to interview Bobby about it.
Matt:  That’s HOT!!
Jay:  IKR?

Matt:  Well let me tell ya…Drive-By Mikey is leaving for a week, and I’ll be in charge of the Beer Mine!!
Jay:  Are you gonna make some wacky changes?
Matt:  He won’t recognize the place nor his customers when he gets back.
Jay:  Good to see that you are building the business and we should talk about that.
Matt:  I am a team player, and we will.

Jay: So…we hit the week’s news HAM and then be our charming selves?
Matt:  Is there a better plan?
Jay:  No fucking way!!

Matt:  So there you go…People should join us tomorrow, Sunday July 14th LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio as IWS Radio once again hits the mark and supplies the funny.

If you’d like to listen LIVE this Sunday at Noon ET click HERE.