IWS Coffee Mugs, Bringin' The January Thaw

January is such a cold, gloomy, and boring month that it always helps if people can help brighten the day and pick up the spirits of others as we forge that long trail through the long gruesome month of January.

And folks, we here at IWS Radio have in small increments, been able to shed some flickers of sunlight upon a handful of people wallowing in the gray cast of the winter.  And how have we done that, you ask?

Through the joy of IWS Radio coffee mugs!!

That’s Right!!  We have been sending IWS Radio mugs to loyal listeners and contributors throughout the world.

And let me tell ya, it hasn’t been painless.  When I sent a set of mugs down to Jayman in our Arkansas office, a couple of the collectibles arrived with broken handles…

Very sad…And when Jayman sent a mug to the lovely, rusty sandwich lovin’ Cracker, the hole in the bottom of the mug left her feeling empty…

But fear not, Jayman sent her another one that was solid as a rock.  That’s how we roll here at IWS Radio.

My second, third, and fourth attempts went off without a hitch.  No broken handle this go around.  The mug I shipped to the acerbic Jesse Ferg found its way to him one glorious piece…

The mug I sent to Tamra, who is the leading cause of nocturnal emissions of the IWS staff, arrived safely and was quickly embraced within her soft and loving...um...hands…

Lastly, and while I have no pictures…I received a phone call yesterday at the Beer Mine (conveniently located at the corner of Elmore and Burnett Rd. in Bagwine, Ohio.) that the sexiest Canadian to have ever roamed the earth and our IWS Canadian Bureau Chief Miss Jamie Mapleleaf, received her mugs in the same state that they left Ohio…in one piece.

A few more mugs have been or soon will be sent out to places such as California and Texas, so dig it…Our January IWS warmth is already tangible in six states and one province of Canada.   We are spreading the joy!! And…

We have been rewarded for our efforts.  While always in the top five in the Comedy ratings on BTR, yesterday our January 11th show hit Numero Uno on BTR.  That hasn’t happened in quite awhile.

So to all of you…Thanks for continuing to listen, for helping us out, and simply for being our friends.  And remember folks, these collectible coffee mugs won’t last forever so punch your ticket for one by joining the IWS Radio Looooooooove Train!!

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

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Boobies, Jamie, and Making Fun of Child and Wife Beaters

Happy Monday all you bitches!!

Oh…why do I say bitches?  Well let me tell ya….

IWS Radio wanted to get, set up to get, and expected to get, a plethora of phone calls this week.  And? What DID IWS Radio get as far as the amount of phone of calls?

Heartache.

Oh sure…We got a hot, sexy, and comforting call from Jamie, but other than the hot Canadian action we received from the sexy Miss Mapleleaf, we got nothing.  The sexy quality was more than enough, but we could have used more in the quantity action.

However, the IWS Radio players persevered.

Bobby Kraft was all upset over the fact that IWS didn't get any phone calls, and then he had some ideas on how to get some phone calls.

Our travel editor Rand McNally took us, our imagination, and his lisp along a journey through Canada, Ireland, and places that include the dirty industry of youth hostels.

Jesse Ferg was in the room and he was childish as always…so we laughed.

The lovely Karen sang Cher better than Cher during out first installment of The IWS Half Dead Duo Society.

Jay and Matt decided that they will do a masturbation show in the future.

Jimmy Three Fingers Tortelli will give 60% when IWS does that show.  And dig it…

Jay and Matt made fun of women who hate other women, as the comedic duo pointed out the disparaging comments that were made when IWS posted the latest Tamra picture…By Other Women!!  Awful hatred right there.

Jay and Matt gave ample shit to Adrian Peterson, Ray Rice, and the NFL…And Jamie?  While she loves Jay and Matt, she called in and gave ample shit to both of them as well.

In other words, the show was as always, hilarious and empty of a lot of phone calls.  So…

GIVE IT A LISTEN TO OUR SHOW IN ARCHIVES RIGHT HERE!!  or...listen here...

IWS Persons of the Week...Jennifer, Victoria, Kate, and Tamra

As Jayman mentioned yesterday on the IWS Radio website an evil act of privacy invasion by some scurrilous and woman disrespecting person this week resulted in the leaked photos of such wholesome and talented celebs such as Jennifer Lawrence, Victoria Justice, and Kate Upton.

We here at IWS Radio were SHOCKED and OUTRAGED that such a thing was perpetrated, so in order to make things right and help this trio of kind-hearted and decent women regain their self-respect, IWS Radio is making them our Persons of the Week.

Jennifer Lawrence deserves to shine on our blog without the fear of a couple of cavemen exploiting her as a piece of salacious flesh...

When Victoria Justice graces the pages of our award winning website, we make certain to cover up her most private part, sorta...

Kate Upton knows the score about Jay and Matt, and isn't afraid to set the record straight...

And...If you don't believe Kate, IWS Radio's very own Miss 4th of July Tamra knows that Jay and Matt are not two Neanderthals interested in boosting their ratings through the cheap and tawdry sexploitation of women...

We thank all of these fine young women for submitting to us and accepting the honor of being named the IWS Radio Persons of the Week!!

And don't forget...TODAY LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio, Jay, Matt and the entire IWS Radio team cover the unseemly world of hacking, feminism, misogyny, football, and sexual harassment as IWS Radio presents the...

Feminism, Misogyny, and Leaked Celebrity Nudes Show!!

Join us LIVE TODAY as we tackle the tough issues of men, women, and where the boundaries lie and the lines are crossed.

To catch us LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET click HERE.