We are mere days away from America's 238th Birthday, so let's kick off the week long build up by honoring some of the main players who helped give birth to THE United States of America by naming them out IWS Persons of the Week...
How can we not lead off our list by beginning with "The First American", Ben Franklin. Ben knew it all, invented it all, and as far as the ladies go, he loved em' all...
Patrick Henry was a fiery orator famous for his "Give me liberty or give me death" line. In spite of Matt-Man regretting his marriage while spending his honeymoon in Williamsburg, Va. at the Patrick Henry Inn, we include Patrick Henry because he was America's first badass...
John Adams was a co-writer of the Declaration of Independence and our second President, but he is more famous for being our first openly gay President. In spite of his gayness and his wife Abigail being a lesbian, they managed to produce several children...
Men wanted to be him and women wanted to be with him. Say hello to a man who was, Vice-President, Secretary of State, AND President...Thomas "Booty Call" Jefferson. He opposed slavery yet owned many of them so in order to reconcile his person conundrum, he would frequently have sex with them...
Lastly...A nation can't be a nation without a flag to represent her nation-ness. And for that reason we honor Betsy Ross who after an exhaustive sewing session, rested 'neath the timeless American banner she had created...
Here's to all of the founders of this great nation, long may ye wave.
And kids...IWS Radio is kicking off America's birthday party LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET TODAY on Blog Talk Radio. So join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio Players as they celebrate America.
You can catch all of the Independence Day and Brit Bashing hilarity by clicking right HERE.
How can we not lead off our list by beginning with "The First American", Ben Franklin. Ben knew it all, invented it all, and as far as the ladies go, he loved em' all...
Patrick Henry was a fiery orator famous for his "Give me liberty or give me death" line. In spite of Matt-Man regretting his marriage while spending his honeymoon in Williamsburg, Va. at the Patrick Henry Inn, we include Patrick Henry because he was America's first badass...
John Adams was a co-writer of the Declaration of Independence and our second President, but he is more famous for being our first openly gay President. In spite of his gayness and his wife Abigail being a lesbian, they managed to produce several children...
Men wanted to be him and women wanted to be with him. Say hello to a man who was, Vice-President, Secretary of State, AND President...Thomas "Booty Call" Jefferson. He opposed slavery yet owned many of them so in order to reconcile his person conundrum, he would frequently have sex with them...
Lastly...A nation can't be a nation without a flag to represent her nation-ness. And for that reason we honor Betsy Ross who after an exhaustive sewing session, rested 'neath the timeless American banner she had created...
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And kids...IWS Radio is kicking off America's birthday party LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET TODAY on Blog Talk Radio. So join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio Players as they celebrate America.
You can catch all of the Independence Day and Brit Bashing hilarity by clicking right HERE.
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