Cheeeeeeeeers and a tremendously happy Thursday to you all!!
I am, as the hipsters would have said some thirty years ago, “stoked.”
Why is that you ask? Well, let me tell ya.
For the first time in a lonnnnnnng time, I have the entire day of Thursday off…on a regular basis no less. It’s true!!
I am going to be productive, relax some as well, tip a few, and enjoy with gusto, my new found time away from the Beer Mine. However…
Before I can truly enjoy the day, I need your help. I need some questions answered so I can quit thinking about them, and get to the important business of relaxing and focusing on Sunday’s IWS Radio Show.
First of all. Jayman and I briefly touched upon this a month or so ago on the radio show. How is it that Jesus’ birthday is celebrated on the same day every year, but his death and resurrection is on a different day every year? Something about that just doesn’t sound kosher, and I’d like to know the reasoning behind it.
Why does Ed Schultz have a show on MSNBC and a syndicated radio show? The guy is a freak show. Don’t get me wrong; he’s great to make fun of, but he’s a train wreck. Also riddle me this? Sean Hannity and I actually agree on this summation of Eddie; which of us comes off looking worse for agreeing with the other?
Set me straight people…Rep. Vance McAllister (R-Cocktown) was caught on video making out with his staffer Melissa Peacock (R-Slutsville), both of whom are married…She resigns, and he remains a Congressman and a, “champion of traditional family values.” Could somebody…anybody…please explain the logic and justice in the results of this affair?
If you are a regular reader of this blog you know that we have been celebrating National Poetry Month, which begs a serious question. If a poem is written in the forest and there is no one around to read it, does it rhyme? I need to know!!
I am still seeing hash tags on Twitter in reference to #CancelColbert. Really? People are still trying to cancel the Colbert Report because of the Ching Chong Ding Dong thing?
I read an article on Salon.com which interviewed Suey Park who basically started this thing, and she said “whiteness is the enemy” of Asian-Americans.
That seems pwetty wacist to me but hu am I to judge? But, rell…maybe Suey Park needs to show a rittle wespectful sirence on dis one. Am I wight?
Let’s say, hypothetically of course, that I have a hot friend who got divorced just days ago…
Is there a waiting period before I hit on her, and/or make lewd sexual comments toward her? I’d like to hit upon, and/or talk dirty to her, but only in the most appropriate, and socially acceptable manner. I’m a gentleman in that regard.
Lastly…
When Jay and I do our show prep call today, should I wear shorts and a T-Shirt, or merely obscure my nakedness ‘neath the comfort of a silk robe?
I need your help and insight folks; my happiness, and the lives of millions of Americans are depending on you.
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws
My Facebook Page
I am, as the hipsters would have said some thirty years ago, “stoked.”Why is that you ask? Well, let me tell ya.
For the first time in a lonnnnnnng time, I have the entire day of Thursday off…on a regular basis no less. It’s true!!
I am going to be productive, relax some as well, tip a few, and enjoy with gusto, my new found time away from the Beer Mine. However…
Before I can truly enjoy the day, I need your help. I need some questions answered so I can quit thinking about them, and get to the important business of relaxing and focusing on Sunday’s IWS Radio Show.
First of all. Jayman and I briefly touched upon this a month or so ago on the radio show. How is it that Jesus’ birthday is celebrated on the same day every year, but his death and resurrection is on a different day every year? Something about that just doesn’t sound kosher, and I’d like to know the reasoning behind it.
Why does Ed Schultz have a show on MSNBC and a syndicated radio show? The guy is a freak show. Don’t get me wrong; he’s great to make fun of, but he’s a train wreck. Also riddle me this? Sean Hannity and I actually agree on this summation of Eddie; which of us comes off looking worse for agreeing with the other?
Set me straight people…Rep. Vance McAllister (R-Cocktown) was caught on video making out with his staffer Melissa Peacock (R-Slutsville), both of whom are married…She resigns, and he remains a Congressman and a, “champion of traditional family values.” Could somebody…anybody…please explain the logic and justice in the results of this affair?
If you are a regular reader of this blog you know that we have been celebrating National Poetry Month, which begs a serious question. If a poem is written in the forest and there is no one around to read it, does it rhyme? I need to know!!
I am still seeing hash tags on Twitter in reference to #CancelColbert. Really? People are still trying to cancel the Colbert Report because of the Ching Chong Ding Dong thing?
I read an article on Salon.com which interviewed Suey Park who basically started this thing, and she said “whiteness is the enemy” of Asian-Americans.That seems pwetty wacist to me but hu am I to judge? But, rell…maybe Suey Park needs to show a rittle wespectful sirence on dis one. Am I wight?
Let’s say, hypothetically of course, that I have a hot friend who got divorced just days ago…
Is there a waiting period before I hit on her, and/or make lewd sexual comments toward her? I’d like to hit upon, and/or talk dirty to her, but only in the most appropriate, and socially acceptable manner. I’m a gentleman in that regard.
Lastly…
When Jay and I do our show prep call today, should I wear shorts and a T-Shirt, or merely obscure my nakedness ‘neath the comfort of a silk robe?
I need your help and insight folks; my happiness, and the lives of millions of Americans are depending on you.
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws
My Facebook Page
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