Cheeeeeers and a Happy Hump Day to you all.
Yesterday on the IWS Radio website, Jayman, while a celebrated and internationally renown media personality, shed his stardom and called upon the strength of his own innate humility and apologized to a few folks.
His post titled, Apologies Are in Order, inspires me today to post something similar.
As far as I am concerned, apologies are in order in my life as well, and let me tell ya, I have a list of a few people who need to be apologizing to ME!!
Time Warner Cable…The little bit of TV that I do watch happens to take place during the morning cable news shows, and for the past two weeks, you have paid to run your stupid, insidious, and unfunny, something old, something new wedding day hi-speed internet ad featuring Bill Cowher.
It runs at every God Damn break!! Stop It!! Just. Stop. It, and…apologize to me this second.
The Weather Channel…You already pissed me off by hiring yet another non-meteorologist in Sam Champion, but do you have to piss me off further by running an ad for his new show while I am waiting for My Local on the 8’s?
Why the hell are you running ads for his show during his show!!? So the people watching his show won’t forget? That’s fucking stupid, and you need to apologize to me…Now.
Beer Mine Beth…Yep. Our new hire at the Beer Mine owes me an apology. A huge one. She went on vacation during Spring Break of Bagwine City Schools. Yesterday, I saw more former Ohio Dept. of Rehab and Corrections inmates (i.e. parents) driving through with future Ohio Dept. of Rehab and Corrections inmates (i.e. their children) than I ever have in one day.
Nothing like spending a day waiting on a carload of kids who were gestated on a diet of amniotic fluid, cheap vodka, and meth trying to decide as to which kind of potato chips they would like!!
Jesus!! Take Me Now!!
Bill Pence…Mr. Pence is the owner of the soon to be defunct Corporate Imagemakers/PenceOhio Corporation and he laid-off Schmoop back in December. Couldn't he have kept her on, and found something for her to do from like 8 A.M-11 A.M., five days a week?
Don’t get me wrong…I love the Schmoopster with all my heart, but I really miss that quiet morning time. No talking. No noise. Simply me and my thoughts saying to one and other…“Ahhhhhhhhhhh.” Yeah that dickhead needs to tell me that he is sorry for his actions.
The Two People on Facebook Who Recently Unfriended Me…I would like an apology post haste from you two ass clowns. You know why? I have no idea who unfriended me nor what I did. I would much prefer that if a person unfriends me, that they would let me know it was he or she and why they did it.
In fact…That gives me a great idea.
Facebook should set it up that when a person unfriends another, it shows up on the unfriended person’s Facebook page, with the exact cause of the unfriending for all the world to see.
Ha. That would be awesome!!
I am going to pass my idea along to Mark Zuckerberg and see if he runs with it. If he doesn't?
That short-sighted billionaire will owe me an apology as well, because my idea is fucking brilliant!!
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws
My Facebook Page (and if you go there, let me know why you are unfriending me)
Yesterday on the IWS Radio website, Jayman, while a celebrated and internationally renown media personality, shed his stardom and called upon the strength of his own innate humility and apologized to a few folks.
His post titled, Apologies Are in Order, inspires me today to post something similar.
Time Warner Cable…The little bit of TV that I do watch happens to take place during the morning cable news shows, and for the past two weeks, you have paid to run your stupid, insidious, and unfunny, something old, something new wedding day hi-speed internet ad featuring Bill Cowher.
It runs at every God Damn break!! Stop It!! Just. Stop. It, and…apologize to me this second.
The Weather Channel…You already pissed me off by hiring yet another non-meteorologist in Sam Champion, but do you have to piss me off further by running an ad for his new show while I am waiting for My Local on the 8’s?
Why the hell are you running ads for his show during his show!!? So the people watching his show won’t forget? That’s fucking stupid, and you need to apologize to me…Now.
Beer Mine Beth…Yep. Our new hire at the Beer Mine owes me an apology. A huge one. She went on vacation during Spring Break of Bagwine City Schools. Yesterday, I saw more former Ohio Dept. of Rehab and Corrections inmates (i.e. parents) driving through with future Ohio Dept. of Rehab and Corrections inmates (i.e. their children) than I ever have in one day.
Nothing like spending a day waiting on a carload of kids who were gestated on a diet of amniotic fluid, cheap vodka, and meth trying to decide as to which kind of potato chips they would like!!
Jesus!! Take Me Now!!
Bill Pence…Mr. Pence is the owner of the soon to be defunct Corporate Imagemakers/PenceOhio Corporation and he laid-off Schmoop back in December. Couldn't he have kept her on, and found something for her to do from like 8 A.M-11 A.M., five days a week?
Don’t get me wrong…I love the Schmoopster with all my heart, but I really miss that quiet morning time. No talking. No noise. Simply me and my thoughts saying to one and other…“Ahhhhhhhhhhh.” Yeah that dickhead needs to tell me that he is sorry for his actions.
The Two People on Facebook Who Recently Unfriended Me…I would like an apology post haste from you two ass clowns. You know why? I have no idea who unfriended me nor what I did. I would much prefer that if a person unfriends me, that they would let me know it was he or she and why they did it.
In fact…That gives me a great idea.Facebook should set it up that when a person unfriends another, it shows up on the unfriended person’s Facebook page, with the exact cause of the unfriending for all the world to see.
Ha. That would be awesome!!
I am going to pass my idea along to Mark Zuckerberg and see if he runs with it. If he doesn't?
That short-sighted billionaire will owe me an apology as well, because my idea is fucking brilliant!!
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws
My Facebook Page (and if you go there, let me know why you are unfriending me)
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