Matt rages. Jay steams. You recoil with anger.
Matt: Hello Jayman…How are you?
Jay: How did you know it was me?
Matt: Who else would it be?
Jay: It could have been a stranger calling in.
Matt: But this is a private show call. Who else would know?
Jay: That British bitch from BTR.
Matt: I suppose that she would know.
Jay: I hate her.
Matt: I do too.
Jay: You know who else I hate?
Matt: Who?
Jay: Hipsters.
Matt: I’m not sure if I am completely clear as to what defines one as a hipster.
Jay: Well if you aren’t sure, you probably ARE one!!
Matt: Oh dear.
Jay: Oh dear is right, Mr. Hipster.
Matt: I really can’t stand vegans. In fact, they suck.
Jay: They suck big time. You know who else sucks?
Matt: Who might that be?
Jay: Hippies.
Matt: I dunno, there are good hippies and bad hippies.
Jay: Ya think?
Matt: I’m pretty sure.
Jay: Hey…Y’know what?
Matt: Lay it on me.
Jay: We could do a show about our hate for hipsters and hippies.
Matt: Sounds good but hate should come in threes.
Jay: Good point Mr. Alliteration…hmmmmm…HACKS!!
Matt: I definitely do hate hacks.
Jay: Hipsters, Hippies, and Hacks Oh My!!
Matt: Brilliant!!
Jay: I know, right?
Matt: It should be pretty easy to fill two hours discussing persons and groups of people we hate.
Jay: Pfffffffffffft…We could do that every week and never be done.
Matt: Paul Piatt has long list of literary hacks.
Jay: And there are comedic hacks and a slew of Judgy McJudgerson’s out there.
Matt: And Vegans!!
Jay and Matt: Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
Jay: I’m sure Rev. Moneymaker and Bobby Kraft have some hate in their gentle souls as well.
Matt: Guy Ahnyurdyck and Cliven Bundy may have a few words as well.
Jay: Cliven? He’s not going to use the “N-word” is he?
Matt: He might utter negro.
Jay: He’s a dick.
Matt: Of course he is.
Jay: We should probably have Schmoop on at some point. She hates everything and everyone.
Matt: Don’t I know it.
Jay: I tell you what…this Sunday? Hate will never sound so funny.
Matt: We are going to crush it.
Jay: And crush the loathsome people of this earth.
To join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team LIVE tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio you can click right HERE.
Hate Out!!
Matt: Hello Jayman…How are you?Jay: How did you know it was me?
Matt: Who else would it be?
Jay: It could have been a stranger calling in.
Matt: But this is a private show call. Who else would know?
Jay: That British bitch from BTR.
Matt: I suppose that she would know.
Jay: I hate her.
Matt: I do too.
Jay: You know who else I hate?
Matt: Who?
Jay: Hipsters.
Matt: I’m not sure if I am completely clear as to what defines one as a hipster.
Jay: Well if you aren’t sure, you probably ARE one!!
Matt: Oh dear.
Jay: Oh dear is right, Mr. Hipster.
Matt: I really can’t stand vegans. In fact, they suck.Jay: They suck big time. You know who else sucks?
Matt: Who might that be?
Jay: Hippies.
Matt: I dunno, there are good hippies and bad hippies.
Jay: Ya think?
Matt: I’m pretty sure.
Jay: Hey…Y’know what?
Matt: Lay it on me.
Jay: We could do a show about our hate for hipsters and hippies.
Matt: Sounds good but hate should come in threes.
Jay: Good point Mr. Alliteration…hmmmmm…HACKS!!
Matt: I definitely do hate hacks.
Jay: Hipsters, Hippies, and Hacks Oh My!!
Matt: Brilliant!!
Jay: I know, right?
Matt: It should be pretty easy to fill two hours discussing persons and groups of people we hate.
Jay: Pfffffffffffft…We could do that every week and never be done.
Matt: Paul Piatt has long list of literary hacks.
Jay: And there are comedic hacks and a slew of Judgy McJudgerson’s out there.
Matt: And Vegans!!
Jay and Matt: Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
Jay: I’m sure Rev. Moneymaker and Bobby Kraft have some hate in their gentle souls as well.Matt: Guy Ahnyurdyck and Cliven Bundy may have a few words as well.
Jay: Cliven? He’s not going to use the “N-word” is he?
Matt: He might utter negro.
Jay: He’s a dick.
Matt: Of course he is.
Jay: We should probably have Schmoop on at some point. She hates everything and everyone.
Matt: Don’t I know it.
Jay: I tell you what…this Sunday? Hate will never sound so funny.
Matt: We are going to crush it.
Jay: And crush the loathsome people of this earth.
To join Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio team LIVE tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio you can click right HERE.
Hate Out!!
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