Announcers are Ruining Football

Holaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa football fans! You know? I’m pretty much to the point where I have to mute NFL football games because of the announcers and “analysts.” The NFL guys annoy me because of the way they shower the QB and head coach with praise non-stop throughout the game.

No matter what is happening on the field the announcers heap praise on one or both of the starting quarterbacks throughout the game. A QB can take the snap, drop straight back heave the ball down field and the receiver can have to leap backward and catch the ball while standing on his head and the announcers will go bonkers over the “amazing” pass. If there happens to be a defensive player within ten feet of the QB when he throws the ball the announcers will praise him for showing so much courage in the face of a vicious pass rush.

The only time they stop praising the quarterback is when they want to blow sunshine up the head coach’s ass. Here’s a typical generic example …

Russell Wilson drops back to pass, the blitz gets through the line forcing the Wilson to scramble, he spins and runs to his right, but there are defenders there too, so, he reverses field, gives ground, cuts back to his left, sets his feet as best he can, heaves desperation pass wayyyyyyyyyy down the field, it gets tipped by a defensive back and the receiver makes a diving catch in the end zone.

What does the announcer say after that happens? WHAT A GUTSY PLAY CALL BY PETE CARROLL!!!”... This leaves the viewer saying WTF man?

I swear I can’t stand it anymore. According the people who announce NFL games a group of around eight white quarterbacks plus Russell Wilson are the GREATEST HUMAN BEINGS IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD! I’m not asking them to be honest and objective about the QB’s play each week, but if they could just tone it down a bit that would be nice.

College announcers tend to focus more on kissing the coach’s ass more than the player. They know the player will be gone soon enough, but the coach will be around for years and years. It’s pretty close to being as annoying as all the QB praise from the NFL guys, but college football is so much more fun to watch, it isn’t as annoying.

What does annoy me about college and NFL announcers equally is the stupid shit they say each week. I took some notes the last few weeks so I could share some real doozies with you.

- Lots of announcers say things like “The ‘young’ rookie” or “The ‘young’ freshman.” Really, a rookie in the NLF is “young?” A freshman in college is …. “YOUNG?” I never would have thought about that.  (Cris Collinsworth and Doug Flutie are the worst at this.)

- Guess what color the player who was described as having “cocky speed” was? Yeah, he was a “scrappy” white guy.

- “The last thing Coach Snyder needs from his team now is for them to force errors that are unnecessary.”  Wait. What?

- This was a great one …

Play-By-Play Guy: “Arkansas with their first meditative drive of the game.”

Analyst: *Long Pause* “Yeah, that was a very methodical drive.”

Play-By-Play Guy: “Right! That’s what I was going for! Methodical!”

I would love to see meditative offenses: “Okay you visualize yourself running a crossing route and running your defender into the umpire. YOU go to your happy place down the sideline. And you close your eyes, hold onto the ball tight and then manifest your dreams of yourself frolicking and running fast through a field into reality.”

- Another hilarious exchange…

Analyst: “The play was counterfeited at the point of attack.”

Play-By-Play Guy: “You mean compromised?”

Analyst: “Yeah, that too.”

- Out of bounds calls are complicated…

“The runner goes out of bounds, but for some reason they call him out of bounds.”

“It looks like they called him out of bounds when he stepped out of bounds.”

Great NLF analysis here…

“Joe Flacco needs to the throw the ball and the receivers need to catch the ball.”

And, some college QBs are very damn clever…

“You give this guy some options and he’ll take one!.”

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The Name on the Field Is Being Reviewed...By The FCC

Cheeeeeeeers and Happy Throwback Thursday to you all.

Today, I’d like to take us all back to 1984. Nooooooooo not the year, but the book by George Orwell.  That’s right!!

Those crazy dystopians of Oceania formed a government that would have no part of allowing their success be thwarted by politically incorrect words and distracting historical facts allowed to be uttered, printed, or otherwise broadcast.

Well America 2014?  Meet Big Brother 1984 who by the way, goes by the name of, the Federal Communications Commission…I hope you enjoy the potential slippery slope of newspeak (or nospeak) on which the FCC may take us down.

Okay, okay…I am speaking in Big Brother-type hyperbole about the dangerous nature of what the FCC is about to consider, but I feel the need to discuss it.

Over the past couple of years, relatively small, yet vocal groups have been calling on Washington Redskins owner Dan “Crazy Horse” Snyder to change the name of his NFL Football team to something else, because well…they find the name Redskins to be offensive and a slur against Native Americans.

That’s fine, and really, my dissertation is not about whether one finds the name offensive or not, my concern is that George Washington University law professor John “Activist Wolf” Banzhaf has filed a complaint with the FCC to deem “Redskins” an offensive word and have it stricken from acceptable use on television.

And…the FCC is considering hearing said professor’s petition.  Really?

C’mon man!!  The Redskins have been called the Redskins since like 1932...That’s 82 years…82 years and only now are the war drums of political correctness beginning to be drummed in cadence to profound governmental level.  Unbelievable.

Sure the trademark agency has taken away Crazy Dan’s trademark and what not, but now the government may consider taking away the right of broadcasters to call his privately owned team what they are called.

The FCC should not take up this issue. First of all…

It’s none of the FCC’s damn business, and the law weighs heavily on that no damn business side. Secondly…

The only people who give a fuck about the nickname are people who drive hybrids, coastal folks who on Sunday watch the Mahjong Channel rather than the NFL, and white Americans suffering from institutional guilt.

Lastly…The other week during a ’Skins game, announcer Phil Simms refused to utter the name, Redskins. If Phil Simms thinks dumping the name is a good idea, you know it’s not.

Stick to keeping free speech and communication alive FCC. Concentrate on preventing huge cable companies from merging, keep the internet open and free, and quit wasting your time on things that the free market will dictate by the hotness of a team's cheerleaders.

Cheers!!

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Screw The Bad News...It's National Cheeseburger Day!!

Greetings and a Happy Thursday to you all. Y’know?

I was going to write about the ongoing NFL saga involving Ray Rice, Adrian Peterson, and Greg Hardy among others, but those stories have been beat to death…well to near death…leaving the bastion of integrity that is the NFL looking all black and blue.

So, I thought…

Hey!!  I can write about today’s vote that is taking place in Scotland over whether the Scots would like to secede from the United Kingdom or not.  But then I thought…

Oh sure, it would be interesting to see Scotland gain its independence, but in the end no matter what the outcome, Scottish and British food will still suck, so I decided to write about something that is uplifting and of which I am passionate….Cheeseburgers…and as fate would have it…

Today is National Cheeseburger Day!!

I don’t know about you, but for me, I would rather indulge my palate in an incredibly well prepared cheeseburger than a well cooked steak.  I mean c’mon…Look at this!!

It’s a beautiful sight, albeit to me a bit dry looking, so how about this work of greasy, cheesy, bovine on a bun glory!!?

Cheeseburgers come in all shapes…

Sizes…

In pizza form…

In meatball form…

And even, that’s right!!  Straight from a can!!

So folks, at least for today, let’s forget about all of the turmoil and bad news in the world and enjoy National Cheeseburger Day.  It’s exactly what the Doctor has ordered…

Cheers!!
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Adrian Peterson: "IWS Radio Is The One Thing You CAN'T Beat."

Hi all…Minnesota running back Adrian Peterson here for IWS Radio.

Ya know?  This Sunday I will be inactivated and will be sidelined by alleged child abuse charges of which I have more or less admitted to, and of which have been well-documented, however…

I am kinda happy about that because it will give me a Sunday off to do what I like to do in the off-season…listening to Jay and Matt on the IWS Radio Show with a bottle of Courvoisier and a bag of fallen tree leaves at the ready should somebody trouble me, and interrupt my down time and entertainment.

As a NFL All-Star Running Back I expect to be treated as such, and IWS Radio always brings me an All-Star performance.  Jay and Matt will be talking about many things this Sunday.  In addition to talking about the bullshit child abuse charges leveled against me, the IWS Radio PR Department says this…

There is so much going on this week that Jay and Matt and the IWS Radio team can’t break it all down themselves. Going to war with ISIS…Ray and Janay Rice…Roger Goodell and the NFL lying to and hiding from themselves…Wacky goings on in Redneckville, AR. and Bagwine, OH…IWS Radio’s Miss 4th of July’s boobies are out of control, and of course, IWS Radio is on the brink of celebrating its 1,000,000th listener!!

With so much going on we need your help to process all of these goings on, so…We NEED YOUR PHONE CALLS.  C’mon people dial us up, and let us know how you feel about all of the craziness that is going on in our wacky world.  From start to finish, this show is all about your thoughts.  Let’s make 661.244.9852 a Party Line.

Sounds like an awesome time.  You can’t beat that level of fun and frivolity with a stick, and trust me…I've tried. And those out of control boobies?  I’d love to show them some Adrian Peterson discipline, but…

I digress.

So, to make a long distraction away from my legal and moral problems short…Listen to Jay, Matt, and the IWS Radio Players LIVE this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET on Blogtalk Radio, as they air their Open Phone Lines and Boobies episode.

Hell…I may even call in to apologize for the disgusting things that I may or may have not carried out upon a four year old.  But to find out if I do?

Listen to IWS Radio LIVE this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET, by clicking HERE.

Observations, Epiphanies, and HUGE Heads

Over the past week or so I have noticed some things that disturb, confound, or just make me sit up and take notice.  I offer unto you a few observances that I haven’t spoken out about that have made me go Hmmmmm?

So if I may indulge myself upon your time on this gorgeous Tuesday, let me impart unto you those things that I have recently noticed.

I have always known that Brian Kilmeade…I mean, Brian “Women Can Get Pap Smears at Walgreen’s” Kilmeade is not a bright man, but I never knew he had an inane solution to end the problem of women such as Mrs. Janay Rice, getting beaten up in elevators…He said, “The Message is…next time take the stairs.”

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell said Monday that the latest Ray and Janay Rice video in the elevator that showed him punching her, was the first time the video had been seen in the NFL offices.  He then paused for a micro-second and added, “by all of us.”  Am I the only one who caught that odd addendum?

Chuck Woolery does a TV commercial for an arthritis/pain relief ointment called Australian Dream.  I have now seen that commercial numerable times and you know what I take away from that ad?

Chuck Woolery has a HUGE head.  I mean his noggin is GINORMOUS.  That boy has got one Sphinx-Sized think melon!!  Holy Shit!!

In other commercial related news…during the morning shows that I watch, I am now seeing a government PSA by the Department of Energy or something that gives tips on how to save on energy and on energy bills.

One of the tips tells people to turn DOWN their A/C (and shows the thermostat going down) when leaving the house…really?  You should actually turn the thermostat UP in order to reduce the running of your A/C unit.

Last night, I saw a report published via Twitter by a fave of the IWS Radio Show one Ezra Klein, that says that 50% of women in America have been physically abused.  And what did I take away from his report?

While I don’t think that that is true, I do think that 100% of “news” organizations will jump on a headline bandwagon any chance they get.

Lastly?

This past Sunday’s IWS Radio Show about feminism ‘n’ such is doing really well.  We thank everyone for listening live, and if you have a moment, give the show a listen in archives.  It has some really funny moments and we would appreciate your support.

You can catch this past Sunday’s show by clicking HERE.

Cheers!!

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Wild Irish Rose and NFL Football...Score!!

Tonight is the kickoff to the 2014 NFL season, and I’ll be watching the titanic struggle between the Green Bay Packers and the Seattle Seahawks along with millions of other Americans, however…

Unlike most other Americans, I’ll be watching the game with my best friend, Wild Irish Rose.  Those who know me, know that I love my Rose, but most do not know of the other talents that Wild Irish Rose brings to the table in addition to being a top quality wine.

You see…

Not only does this elixir provide the palate with a tsunami of enjoyment during a football game, it has a myriad of uses around the house, and for your everyday life as well.  Allow to ‘splain…

Has Grandma’s good silverware, much like Grandma herself, grown dull and dirty from one too many Thanksgiving dinners? No problem, simply fill a bowl with Rose and start utensil dippin’. In just seconds the Rose turns the grime to shine. If you have enough WIR and a bathtub, you could even give Grandma a good Rose dippin’!!  She'll look and feel ten years younger in no time.

Painful itching and burning? Soak a wad of toilet paper with Rose and secure the mass inside of that private place and voila, Preparation R. The pain is gone and you don’t have to worry about the pimple faced kid at the check-out counter asking for a price check on hemorrhoid cream over the Walgreen’s intercom.

Are you strapped for cash and your credit card debt has become unmanageable? A big insurance claim can put you back on the road to financial freedom. Nothing says “payday” like your house going up in flames. Wild Irish Rose makes a great fire accelerant. Best of all, it evaporates without a trace.

You are getting older and are becoming self-conscious of unsightly liver spots. Have no fear. Apply Rose topically to the affected areas and within seconds the festering patches are gone. WIR also works well as a facial dermabrasion.

Warning: Unless you want your cheekbones to pop through the skin, do not leave on for more than four minutes.

Hey guys, is your partner whining about how “quick” you are in bed, and calling you names like “Premature Jack”?

A few glasses of Rose will numb your rascal lickity-split, allowing you to work it all night. And don’t worry about an accidental fertilization because although your boys may want to go for a swim, the Rose is cleaning the pool.

Lastly, a little something for the ladies. Gals are you longing for that all-day fresh feeling? A splash or two of Rose on the sweet spot will make you feel like you’re dancing in the Alps.

You will feel, smell, and yes, even taste great, long into the night.

So folks, there you have it…a few tips from the Matt-Man. As you can see, just like the Matt-Man, Rose is multi-faceted.

Cheers!!

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(Ed. Note:  Please be advised that the Matt-Man is NOT a medical doctor, a chemist, or an arsonist; he does, however, suffer from painful hemorrhoidal itch. None of his claims have been reviewed nor approved by the FDA, the FTC, or the Department of Homeland Security.)

Super Bowl Forty-Eight Extravaganza

Hola Sports Fans! We are only a few days away from one of the greatest sports spectacles in the world, Super Bowl XLVIII! At 6:30 (ish) pm ET on Sunday, the Seattle Seahawks and Denver Broncos will do battle in front of hundreds of millions of people all over the world. Only a handful of those people will actually give a damn who wins, but it will be fun anyway.

The NFL continues to be far more marketing style over actual football substance. The product on field rarely even comes close to the hype, although this match up does look like a great one. Despite the fact that NFL ratings continue to go up, up and away, the league is not without its problems. Chief among those problems is how much more dangerous the game is today and how much more we know about those dangers, especially to the brain. While the ratings go up, more and more parents are questioning whether they will allow their sons to play football.

There is also the problem of the game becoming increasingly too expensive for people to attend. Tickets aren’t cheap, parking is an outrage and if you want a hot dog or beer from the concession stand you’ll need to take out a small loan. Combine that with the fact that watching the game form home on your own large HDTV is soooooo much more comfortable and it’s easy to see a real attendance problem developing in the near future for the NFL. This is especially true as the phrase “in this economy” stretches into its sixth year of being a legitimate excuse not to spend money on “luxuries.” And of course, this is where the NFL’s idiotic blackout policy drives people to watch games via illegal online streaming.

And let’s not forget that every season we are subjected to the most moronic “analysis” from all the brilliant football pundits out there. The same pundits who marvel at the “athleticism and football instincts” of black players while extolling the “high work ethic and intellectual approach to football” of white players. According to them, this is still a game where black QBs like possible first round draft pick Teddy Bridgewater of Louisville is hilariously labeled as a “running QB” while so-called experts marvel at the fact that Indy’s white QB Andrew Luck “is so big and can run so well.”

Oh and let’s not forget about HGH and the fact that the NFL is probably going to have to find a way to deal with it that allows players to use it when injured to help in their recovery. They do anyway, so why not make it so that it could be monitored and less dangerous? Same goes for medical marijuana. Come on, WE ALL KNOW IT’S GONNA HAPPEN!

Over the top marketing and commercialism, classism, racism, violence and ignoring problems until they’re almost too big to deal with them and the NFL truly is American’s Game. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

Anyhoodle, as usual I have not been invited to any Super Bowl parties so I went to Walmart today to get the stuff I needed for my own little party. I’m going to have nachos, taquitos baked in the oven and a burrito. Oh wait, I guess I won’t be having a burrito because NOBODY in town had what I wanted. I don’t need a package of 12 burritos, I just need one. So, I’ll have to live without the burrito and the disappointment is mad real y’all.

Believe it or not though, there are lots of people out there who don’t give a damn about the Super Bowl or football at all. We call these people America-hating, terrorist-loving, pinko-commie panty-wastes. No offense intended, of course. But, if you happen to be one of these people, I have you covered.

Maybe you could watch a movie? Perhaps, “Sleepless in Seattle” or “Things to do in Denver When You’re Dead?”

Or you could read. Possibly the “Undead Kama Sutra” by Mario Acevedo which is set in Denver, or go all out and read “Fifty Shades of Grey” by E.L. James which is set in Seattle?

Maybe some TV would be more fun? Well, you could watch a bunch of episodes of “South Park” created by Coloradans Trey Parker and Matt Stone or, if you prefer humans, you can binge watch “Community” starring Seattle native (kinda) Joel McHale.”

BONUS: Community’s Alison Brie…

Let’s see what the late, great Nipsey Russell thinks …

Super Bowl forty-eight is all set for the Meadowlands
Fans, celebrities and dignitaries will be on hand
But you should just stay home with a bunch of beer in your fridge
You never know when Chris Christie will close another bridge

Denver is a 2.5 point favorite, but I really have no idea who will win. I suspect that the Broncos just have a little too much offense for the Seahawks and will win something  like ….

Denver 27
Seattle  17

Enjoy the game everyone! Or don’t, what do I care?

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Four NFL Gladiators, Winners on the Gridiron and Now ...

IWS Person(s) of the Week!!!

This is it folks! It’s Championship Sunday! The NFL conference championships will be played on the frozen tundra of some corporate field in Denver and Seattle today. Doing battle will be four men who are not only amazing quarterbacks, but four of the greatest human beings on Earth!

In the AFC we have…

The dashing good looks of the New England Patriots’ Tom Brady

Vs

The folksy charm of the Denver Broncos’ Peyton Manning

In the NFC we have …

The fire and showmanship of the San Francisco 49ers’ Colin Kaepernick

Vs

The cool confidence of the Seattle Seahawks’ Russell Wilson

There are a lot of other players competing in the game, but nobody really cares who they are. Anyway, congrats to you SEXY BEASTS for being named the IWS Person(s) of the Week and enjoy the games everyone. Or don’t. Whatever. 

Matt Said, Jay Said 8002822882

Matt places the football.  Jay kicks the football.  You watch the football split the uprights.

Matt:  Helloooooooo?
Jay:  ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!?
Matt:  Yes, and I won’t have to turn down the sound on the TV this season, because you just shattered my ear drums.
Jay:  Man, bummer.
Matt:  Okay…okay…the hearing is coming back now.
Jay:  Good thing.  Kinda hard to do a radio show if you can’t hear.  Just ask Rush Limbaugh.
Matt:  I know…and unlike gas bag Limbaugh, my temporary hearing loss wasn’t even oxycontin related.

Jay:  Speaking of gas…This Sunday, we should talk about what’s going on and may go on in Syria.
Matt:  Oh I guess so…I mean, since nobody else on Talk Radio, Cable TV, or blogs is covering it.
Jay:  Ha!!  Oh My God!!  Who knew that FOX News and MSNBC had so many damn experts on Syria?
Matt:  It’s as if Sean Hannity and Rachel Maddow grew up together in Damascus, Jayman.
Jay:  Okay, so we can talk about our predictions about where this Syria thing is going to go.

Matt:  Sounds good, and oh, by the way…What was for sup tonight?
Jay:  I went crazy and had McDonald’s tonight.
Matt:  Sweet.  Did you get the #6 meal?  The one with the Double Cheeseburger as usual?
Jay:  Nope.  I was feeling MANLY this evening so I upped my game, and got the Quarter Pounder meal.
Matt:  Holy Cow.  No wonder you are so worked up.
Jay:  I AM FEELING GREAT!!
Matt:  Ouch!! My ears again…Damn!!  Did they put Yelling Salts in your meal?

Jay:  Sorry, but c’mon…This is the perfect time of year to be MANLY.
Matt:  Damn right.  The NFL Season kicks off in earnest this Sunday.
Jay:  YEAH BA----Sorry.  Yeah Baby!!
Matt:  We have to talk some football.
Jay:  Damn straight. I mean, who doesn’t like football?
Matt:  Communists and Euro Trash bitches!!
Jay:  And fuckin’ Mao-Tse-Tounge-Lickers.

Matt:  We can make some predictions for the 2013-14 season, and who will wind up in the Super Bowl.
Jay:  We can talk about some of our favorite and least favorite announcers.
Matt:  Overrated and Underrated players.
Jay:  Things that women should make their men to eat while watching the game.
Matt:  Sweet!!

Jay:  Also, I know that Drew Peacock and Bobby Kraft have something to say, and perhaps Martin will have some meditations as well.

Matt:  Sounds awesome…Slyder Balzcock is going to add his insight, along with musings from Stubby Stonehenge and Paul Piatt, as well.

Jay:  This is gonna be a HUGE SHOW…Sorry.
Matt:  Ouch!! Damn that Quarter Pounder meal…but yes it is.
Jay:  The show is missing only one thing.
Matt:  What’s that?

Jay:  A football field sized chat room full of live listeners…
Matt:  And a Syrian refugee camp sized switchboard full of live callers.
Jay and Matt:  Let’s Doooo Iiiiiiiiit!!

Matt:  So, folks need to listen to IWS Radio LIVE tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.
Jay:  If they do, their children will be spared a gas attack.
Matt:  If they don’t, everyone on their Fantasy Football team will break his leg.
Jay:  Bombs Away and Hike!!

To catch us LIVE this Sunday for our IWS Radio Ground Game and Aerial Attacks show from Noon-2 PM ET, click HERE!! 

2013 NFL Team Previews

Holaaaaaaaaaaaaa football fans! As I write (okay, type) this the NFL Hall of Fame game is being played between Dallas and Miami. Yes, it is almost time for football again. We’ll get few preseason games, then opening weekend of college football where I watch football from 11 am until around 12 midnight and refuse to apologize for it and then it will be NFL season again. I know you’re probably wondering who is going to be good and who is going to suck this season. Well, wonder no more cause I’m here to expertly break down every single team in the league for you.

NFC South:

Atlanta Falcons: OVER-RATED *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* OVER-RATED

Carolina Panthers: Could either be much better or still sucky.

New Orleans Saints: WHO DAT?! My #1 Team. Great offense. Shitty Defense.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Probably shitty, but awesome cheerleaders…

AFC South:

Houston Texans: My #2 Team. Solid, but can’t quite get it done.

Indianapolis Colts: Insufferable.

Jacksonville Jaguars: They fucking suck.

Tennessee Titans: Not bad, but nobody cares much about them.

AFC North:

Baltimore Ravens: Very good but probably won’t repeat.

Cincinnati Bengals: Not too bad w/ Ginger Ninja at QB

Cleveland Browns: Poor Cleveland. They deserve so much better.

Pittsburgh Steelers: 8-8 team that gets enough weirdly great calls from refs to win 10.

NFC North:

Chicago Bears: OVER-RATED *CLAP-CLAP-CLAP-CLAP* OVER-RATED

Detroit Lions: You think the city is a disaster, get a load of these guys.

Green Bay Packers: Underachievers led by Aaron Rogers who is a shitty teammate.

Minnesota Vikings: As average, boring and predictable as the NFL itself.

NFC East:

Dallas Cowboys: They're actually pretty good, but ... Romo.

NY Football Giants: Who knows? Probably good.

Philadelphia Eagles: Might be exciting but probably suck.

Washington Racial Slurs: I will watch RG3 every week.

AFC East:

Buffalo: I’m so sorry y’all. Another city that deserves better. Or do they?

Miami Dolphis: Slightly better than averagely shitty.

New England Patriots: Trending downward.

New York Jets: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AFC West:

Denver Broncos: Good but Manning will fuck it up again somehow.

Kansas City Chiefs: Fuck ‘em.

Oakland Raiders: Combined IQ of all players = 72

San Diego Chargers: Who cares when you have cheerleaders like these…

NFC West:

Arizona Cardinals: Are they still in the league?

San Francisco 49ers: Best team in the NFL. Crazy good.

Seattle Seahawks: Very good team. Fans are HUGE whiners though.

St. Louis Rams: The usual shit.

So there you go folks. You won’t get this level of NFL team analysis anywhere else. Time to head to Vegas cause you know everything you need about each team now. You’re welcome.

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In other news, we threw a HUGE surprise Birthday Party for President Obama on IWS yesterday. It was a freaking blast too! Lots of people wishing Obama a happy birthday including Kanye West, Lady Ga Ga, John McCain, Thomas Jefferson, John Q Adams and a couple of dozen more! Plus we made many attempts to call important people. Listen to hear how those turned out…

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