Showing posts with label Johnny Weir. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Johnny Weir. Show all posts

Sunday, May 4, 2014

Ponies, Piñatas and Playas!

It was a non-stop party on IWS Radio this week kids! We celebrated anything and everything on “Ponies, Piñatas and Playas” (Matt and Jay are the playas of course).

We opened up with a nice crowd in the chat room and suddenly disappeared and reappeared on us. Apparently there was a very rare glitch in the BTR system. Pretty shocking that something like that would happen, but it did.

Jay talked about one of his Mormon neighbors who has a strange streak of individualism that he assumes will worry the Church Elders.

Matt talked about a strange couple who live near the Beer Mine (conveniently located at the corner of Burnett and Elmore Roads in Bagwine, Ohio) who apparently don’t have a refrigerator. How weird is that?

Of course we thoroughly analyzed the Kentucky Derby and why California Chrome won and Danza didn’t. Then we made fun of Tony Danza and his legendary intellect or lack thereof for a while. Plus we pledged our undying love of Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir.  


The rest of the show was all about fun and frivolity. Matt celebrated an early Cinco de Mayo by cracking open a Modelo for the first time in his life. He decided that he liked it! Then Buddy Acapella kicked off the festivities with a special Cinco de Mayo song.

Jay lamented the problems he’s having with Netflix and some of the apps on his tablet which continue through today. This might become a real problem for him so let’s all pray that this gets worked out quickly and without incident.

We heard some words of inspiration from Ma Tibbles.

We talked about the White House Correspondents Dinner and how funny Obama was, how lame Joel McHale was and how butt hurt conservatives always are. Jay reminded everyone that as the Jaymom has always said “The hit dog always howls” and there were some racist conservatives howling after Obama’s “orange is the new black” joke. Also, Dusty Sandman was on hand in DC to tell us what all was going on with the Correspondents Dinner and then took a quick run over Redneckville and Bagwine Cinco de Mayo celebrations.


We listened to some unique yet entertaining mariachi music from a band discovered by Guy Ahnurdyck who was reporting LIVE(ish) from Tijuana, Mexico! He definitely sounded like he was having a great time!

Joshua produced a very special ad for his friend Clay Aiken who is running for Congress in North Carolina.

And so, SO much more! Totally check this show out y’all!


                                 
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Thursday, February 13, 2014

Funny Headlines Have Returned Yet Again!

Holaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! It’s time for more headlines!!! Yayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

LeBron James says he belongs on the Mt. Rushmore of the NBA. When asked where it is replies “Damn, I don’t know … Colorado?”

CDC says 2,739 American women have injured themselves trying to dace like Beyoncé did at the Grammy’s.

President Obama laughs uncontrollably as he can’t stop making “short jokes” at Vladimir Putin’s expense.

NFL prospect Michael Sam clarifies his announcement that he’s gay: “I’m more ‘Rock Hudson’ gay, not ‘Johnny Weir’ gay.

Pope Francis says it’s important to love the homeless. Homeless say that’s nice but “we can’t buy 211’s with love, man.”

Men’s Doubles Luge outlawed in Kansas.


Ted Cruz demands to know if Obama pronounces it “tomato” or “tomahto” before committing to one side or the other.

In shocking development, talk radio caller remembers to turn down his radio first.

Area woman is sick and tired of men with “scruffy beards.”

Sad, lonely man puts up a good front pretending not to care about Valentine’s Day.

Male prostitute uses hidden shotgun in the headboard trick to rob johns.


Rand Paul missed the debt ceiling vote because we out trying to find the perfect Valentine’s Day gift to give himself.

President Obama still angry over not winning any southern states in 2012 orders up a series of winter storms as punishment.

Americans intrigued by Olympic Curling say it could become popular here if it can be made more violent.

Arkansas County Quorum Court finds laws to be too confusing so everyone just goes home.

CNN gets into the scripted show business because nobody gives a shit about the news anyway.

Amanda Knox turns down sweet job offer as tour guide for Perillo Tours of Italy.


Comcast and Time Warner Cable agree to a merger promise half the service and quality with twice the shittiness.

New Yorkers angry that Mayor de Blasio didn’t order schools closed during snowstorm. De Blasio replies “Who knew Al Roker would be right?”

Facebook announces users will have 50 gender options. “Other” not one of them.

2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition to be delivered with some pages “pre-stuck together.”

Area man can’t explain why he finds curling so damn fascinating, he just does.



Okay, that’s enough.