Ponies, Piñatas and Playas!

It was a non-stop party on IWS Radio this week kids! We celebrated anything and everything on “Ponies, Piñatas and Playas” (Matt and Jay are the playas of course).

We opened up with a nice crowd in the chat room and suddenly disappeared and reappeared on us. Apparently there was a very rare glitch in the BTR system. Pretty shocking that something like that would happen, but it did.

Jay talked about one of his Mormon neighbors who has a strange streak of individualism that he assumes will worry the Church Elders.

Matt talked about a strange couple who live near the Beer Mine (conveniently located at the corner of Burnett and Elmore Roads in Bagwine, Ohio) who apparently don’t have a refrigerator. How weird is that?

Of course we thoroughly analyzed the Kentucky Derby and why California Chrome won and Danza didn’t. Then we made fun of Tony Danza and his legendary intellect or lack thereof for a while. Plus we pledged our undying love of Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir.  

The rest of the show was all about fun and frivolity. Matt celebrated an early Cinco de Mayo by cracking open a Modelo for the first time in his life. He decided that he liked it! Then Buddy Acapella kicked off the festivities with a special Cinco de Mayo song.

Jay lamented the problems he’s having with Netflix and some of the apps on his tablet which continue through today. This might become a real problem for him so let’s all pray that this gets worked out quickly and without incident.

We heard some words of inspiration from Ma Tibbles.

We talked about the White House Correspondents Dinner and how funny Obama was, how lame Joel McHale was and how butt hurt conservatives always are. Jay reminded everyone that as the Jaymom has always said “The hit dog always howls” and there were some racist conservatives howling after Obama’s “orange is the new black” joke. Also, Dusty Sandman was on hand in DC to tell us what all was going on with the Correspondents Dinner and then took a quick run over Redneckville and Bagwine Cinco de Mayo celebrations.

We listened to some unique yet entertaining mariachi music from a band discovered by Guy Ahnurdyck who was reporting LIVE(ish) from Tijuana, Mexico! He definitely sounded like he was having a great time!

Joshua produced a very special ad for his friend Clay Aiken who is running for Congress in North Carolina.

And so, SO much more! Totally check this show out y’all!

                                 

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Guest Post: Conflicted Feelings About the Kentucky Derby

Hello from Kentucky!

As last year’s guest blogger did such an atrocious job (yes you Justin), I decided to try my hand at exploring the rich traditions of the Kentucky Derby. I also know nothing about blogging so I stole Justin from Lexington's idea to write in letter form as well. I won't be stealing anything else from him. I don't think he has anything else of value.

In all honesty, I have vast knowledge about any large number of things. The Derby isn't one. But I do know how I feel about the beauty and the ugliness of it all. Round these parts, horse racing is serious business!  Trust me when I tell you that nothing in Kentucky is more important than horses. Except college basketball. And Bourbon. How bout them Wildcats!! Doesn't Mila Kunis look hot in all those Jim Beam ads?

But I digress. Which happens frequently.

In all honesty, the horse racing industry comes with a shit load of problems. Even simple folks like me know that it’s, well...shady. I mean, it’s almost unforgivable. In the name of tradition, race horses are routinely abused. Sure, the ones you see running in the Derby are retired to a beautiful farm in the hills surrounding Lexington, put out to stud, to live in a sexual horse heaven.

But what about the average guy, uh horse? Sadly, if he's lucky, he'll be sold to a farm somewhere and become the "dream come true" for some child. If he isn't lucky, and most aren't, he will suffer with untold injuries from his racing days and be "put out of his misery" when the next horse comes along. He could be sent to a glue factory. Glue factory? Is that true?

We here in Kentucky tend to live in a fantasy world about the true life of a horse. We imagine that these sweet, sweet animals are all going to that perfect little farm in the country. We have to think this way. To truly pull the blinds back would mean giving up our traditions and heritage. So, we refuse to address it. Arguing with a Kentucky native (which I am not, but my 35 yrs here makes me a Kentuckian at heart) about the cruelties of the horse industry is akin to challenging our "We Are College Basketball" stance. It simply isn't done.

So, this weekend as you enjoy the rich heritage and tradition of the Kentucky Derby, the Mint Juleps, the hats, the bourbon, that are on display for all to see, remember that for every Derby horse you see, there are 10,000 who will be abused. We here in Kentucky will stay oblivious to the truth. 

The "Greatest Two Minutes in Sports" would be a great way to bring a national discussion to the forefront. It won't though. I have a secret belief that the REAL issue is tied to rich men and their need to see that the best horse gets the most action in his second career. Stud fees.

Enjoy the Derby!!!

Shirley Terrell
@srtgrace