Showing posts with label Sofia Vergara. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sofia Vergara. Show all posts

Thursday, August 7, 2014

Social Media, Self-Censorship, and Sofia Vergara

Beginning this Saturday, BIG changes are coming to the IWS Radio website...

But for more information, you will have to look us up Saturday as we pimp out our Sunday radio show...

Social Media, Self-Censorship, and YOU!!

Make sure to check back here tomorrow for details and local listings for IWS Radio's presentation of Social Media, Self-Censorship, and YOU!!

This show is going to be hotter than Sofia Vergara, and let me tell ya...That's a huge claim!!


Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Celebrity Sex Tapes We Want To See

Holaaaaaaaaa all you celebrity loving perverts out there! One of the truly great things about modern American culture is celebrity sex tapes. Oh don’t sit there and act like you haven’t watch any of them cause you know you have. You watched Pam and Tommy Lee. You watched Paris Hilton and That Dude she did one with. You watched Kim Kardashian’s super boring sex tape too. You love celebrity sex tapes!

Since everyone loves them, I thought I would do a list of celebrity sex tapes we ALL want to see happen. Here are some sex tapes that would be HUGE and make a lot of money…

Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello: Sofia and Joe are the current “It Couple” and let’s face it, we’re all jealous of these two. I mean, being this hot and dating each other should be illegal. The sex tape would be must see though!


Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne: Their relationship didn’t last long because nothing this hot can burn forever. We can be pretty sure that it was intense, sexy and weird. There really isn’t any doubt there’s a sex tape of these two going at it somewhere. Just go ahead and release it ladies.


John McCain and Lindsay Graham: John and Lindsey are the hottest power couple in Washington. They can’t seem to keep their hands off each other! It’s really heartwarming the way they are always there to support and defend each other. That’s the way lovers should be!


The Victoria’s Secret Models: All of them. Naked. Having a big old supermodel orgy. Hey! Some of these for you … Some are for me.


Sarah Palin: All by herself making love to the only person on the face of the Earth she truly loves and cares about.


Abe Vigoda and Betty White: America’s grandpa and America’s sweetheart! This will be the longest sex tape ever because they fall asleep a few minutes in for a long nap then wake up, pee and then finish. It’s very touching.


Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Watson and Jayman: A world famous internet radio star and two of the biggest movie stars in the world in a hot, sexy three-way that obviously never happened and never will. But damn, what a blockbuster this would be, right? The media would never get enough of this one.





Saturday, April 5, 2014

IWS Person of the Week...YOU, The IWS Radio Listener

Sometimes, there's a person or persons who make one’s life complete.  Who mean everything to said person whose life is being completed by another or others…or something like that.

And oft times, the person or persons who is and/or are completing one’s said life, is nobody famous, rich, or otherwise well-connected.

Sometimes?

Everyday people make a big difference in the lives of people and here at IWS Radio, that is how we feel about you; the people who read us everyday and listen to us every week.

And that is why, you are our IWS Persons of the Week.

When you listen to us on IWS Radio, we of course can’t see you, but we think of you listening to us and looking like this…


Or this…


And of course, most of the ladies listening to us, of which we have many, think of Jay and Matt as looking like this...


Or think of Jay and Matt doing the show like this...


Of course some of our more perverted and experimental listeners think of Jay and Matt looking like this...


To us here at IWS Radio, it matters not who you are or how you look, it is just nice to know that we are able to entertain you and perhaps put a smile or two upon your face every week.

So here's to you IWS Radio readers and listeners, you are all the IWS Radio Person's of the Week.

And dig it...

We will be broadcasting LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET, and once again we are a Blog Talk Radio Staff Pick of the Week!!

IKR?

Jay and Matt, along with Paul Piatt, Ma Tibbles, Dusty Sandman, and the Schmoop among others will be bringing on the heartache, because believe it or not, they have experienced rejection in their lives at some point.

They will also talk Scotland, NCAA Final Four action, and all the while take your calls at 661.244.9852.

To join the group therapy session LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET today,

Click HERE!!

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Phone Sex Babes are our Person(s) of the Week!

In honor of our "Candice the Phone Sex Girl" show that airs LIVE at 12 Noon ET today, here are some really HAWT babes who just love to talk to Matt-Man and Jayman on the phone ...

1. Megan Fox


2. Kate Upton


3. Kerry Washington


4. Sofia Vergara


5. Arianna Huffington



That's some serious phone sex hotness right there! Remember to join us at 12 Noon ET today to learn all about the phone sex industry!

Sunday, September 22, 2013

The Beatles...Help!!

Cheeeeeeeeers Chuckleheads!!

Today’s post?  Well, it’s not really funny.  I mean, most of the IWS posts do present a modicum of humor, but this one?

Not so much.

This post is, as we say in the blog and radio business, a “housekeeping” post, and well, a note to the BTR shows out there that think they can usurp our Number One standing…that it ain’t gonna happen too often.

Read me now and acknowledge it later, Jay and I have dedicated ourselves to becoming even more creative than we already are.

I know what you’re thinking, but no, it’s true!!  We can actually be funnier and more creative than we already are.

However, there is one thing that we need from you in order to carry out our successful trek down the path of creative nirvana.

YOU!!

That’s right…

Jayman and I have brought you Drew Peacock, Slyder Balzcock, Martin, Stubby Stonehenge, Bobby Craft, Guy Ahnyurdyck, and other great, well-informed IWS characters, but we want more.  And doggone it, YOU deserve more.

Jay and I are well on our way to transforming IWS Radio from a devil-may-care internet hangout, into a bastion of must listen to radio, with a roundtable discussion much like the McLaughlin Group and an entertaining and electrifying Halloween dramedy, much akin to Orson Welles’, War of the Worlds.

Can we do it?  Yes we can!!  Can we do it?  We’re the Man!!  Er…men…whatever, and however…

We need your help.  Y’know?  Next month NPR stations will be kicking off their Fall Pledge Drives, and well, so are we here today.  However…

We aren’t asking for money, although that would be nice; we are asking for talent.

It takes a lot of time to talk back and forth with our many IWS correspondents, so perhaps, you would like to become one yourself.

We love what we do, but let me tell ya…

Jay and I aren’t no young dudes, and even with the uber-lovely Schmoop and hot as hell Jamie helpin’ out, it ain’t no Ferris Wheel ride.

So c’mon…Write a post for us.  Tell us something funny.  Record a new character who we could bring into our show.

It’s free and easy, just like your hosts. (Take that Doc Thompson)

If you have an idea for a show, a new character, would like to record something, or tell us to fuck off, let us know.

We would love to hear from you, well…not so much the fucking off part, if that’s your shtick.

So that’s it for now, but let me tell you…

Our newish correspondents, Drew Peacock and Malcolm Eckstein lit the world on fire yesterday on IWS Radio.  Thousands laughed, and thousands were offended.  A perfect mix.

And folks, to listen to all of that frivolity that you missed, you can click on the player below.  Paul Piatt, Drew Peacock, Dusty Sandman, and Malcolm Eckstein rocked the house.


Cheers!!

Matt-Man

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