Matt confesses. Jay repents. You…are skeptical of their new found wholesomeness.
Matt: Hola.
Matt: Hola?
Jay: Helloooooooo? Anyone there?
Matt: What up dawg?
Jay: M’eh nothing much and you?
Matt: Let me tell you…I have already done the dishes, shit, showered, and dressed for the day!!
Jay: I’ll alert the media.
Matt: Thank you.
Jay: Last Sunday’s fucking, sucking, and ass ramming smut show was kind of uncomfortable.
Matt: I know. I still feel dirty about it.
Jay: We need to cleanse our minds, bodies, and souls this week.
Matt: You mean do some type of confession and repentance show?
Jay: Well sorta…We should do a good, wholesome, family fun type of show.
Matt: I’m always up for some wholesome family fun especially if a hot sister is involved.
Jay: No…No…We have to move past that smut and talk about good things…pure things.
Matt: Alright.
Jay: We could do a few mea culpas for being sinners at times. Kinda like going to confession.
Matt: As you know, I was raised Catholic, so confession brings back some fond memories.
Jay: Fond memories, or memories of being fondled?
Matt: See? See? We can’t go there this week.
Jay: Damn. You’re right. My bad.
Matt: We could talk about religion and how it helps us out and/or makes us laugh.
Jay: Hell…We could rank religions by their wholesomeness.
Matt: Brilliant!!
Jay: We could read some of the wholesome goings on in our town from our local newspapers.
Matt: That’s always a good, Andy, Barney, Mayberry kind of wholesome time right there.
Jay: IKR? Maybe Schmoop could show up with some fried chicken from the deli.
Matt: I dunno, but she did have a couple of incidences where IWS Radio took over her life.
Jay: Oh my…I hope she is alright.
Matt: She survived, and we’ll discuss.
Jay: I think perhaps Rev. Moneymaker should add his liturgical voice to this show.
Matt: By all means, as will Slyder Balzcock. That man is the epitome of wholesome.
Jay: He is, and I’ll get Drew Peacock to show his wholesome side this week also.
Matt: Drew Peacock? Does he have a wholesome side?
Jay: I guess we’ll find out Sunday.
Matt: Wow this is turning into quite the wholesome extravaganza!!
Jay: And dig it…Triple Jaxxx will have a song for us yet again.
Matt: Be still my heart…When I think of Jaxxx, I think wholesomeness.
Jay: I think we’re ready…This going to be a kick ass…er, loving pat on the butt wholesome show.
Matt: I am with ya my wholesome friend.
Jay: Let’s do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
To join Jay, Matt, and the hilarity with the rest of the IWS Radio Team as they broadcast their, Good Wholesome Decent Family Fun Show episode LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET tomorrow on Blog Talk Radio…click HERE!!
Matt: Hola.Matt: Hola?
Jay: Helloooooooo? Anyone there?
Matt: What up dawg?
Jay: M’eh nothing much and you?
Matt: Let me tell you…I have already done the dishes, shit, showered, and dressed for the day!!
Jay: I’ll alert the media.
Matt: Thank you.
Jay: Last Sunday’s fucking, sucking, and ass ramming smut show was kind of uncomfortable.
Matt: I know. I still feel dirty about it.
Jay: We need to cleanse our minds, bodies, and souls this week.
Matt: You mean do some type of confession and repentance show?
Jay: Well sorta…We should do a good, wholesome, family fun type of show.
Matt: I’m always up for some wholesome family fun especially if a hot sister is involved.
Jay: No…No…We have to move past that smut and talk about good things…pure things.
Matt: Alright.
Jay: We could do a few mea culpas for being sinners at times. Kinda like going to confession.
Matt: As you know, I was raised Catholic, so confession brings back some fond memories.
Jay: Fond memories, or memories of being fondled?
Matt: See? See? We can’t go there this week.
Jay: Damn. You’re right. My bad.
Matt: We could talk about religion and how it helps us out and/or makes us laugh.
Jay: Hell…We could rank religions by their wholesomeness.
Matt: Brilliant!!
Jay: We could read some of the wholesome goings on in our town from our local newspapers.
Matt: That’s always a good, Andy, Barney, Mayberry kind of wholesome time right there.
Jay: IKR? Maybe Schmoop could show up with some fried chicken from the deli.
Matt: I dunno, but she did have a couple of incidences where IWS Radio took over her life.Jay: Oh my…I hope she is alright.
Matt: She survived, and we’ll discuss.
Jay: I think perhaps Rev. Moneymaker should add his liturgical voice to this show.
Matt: By all means, as will Slyder Balzcock. That man is the epitome of wholesome.
Jay: He is, and I’ll get Drew Peacock to show his wholesome side this week also.
Matt: Drew Peacock? Does he have a wholesome side?
Jay: I guess we’ll find out Sunday.
Matt: Wow this is turning into quite the wholesome extravaganza!!
Jay: And dig it…Triple Jaxxx will have a song for us yet again.
Matt: Be still my heart…When I think of Jaxxx, I think wholesomeness.
Jay: I think we’re ready…This going to be a kick ass…er, loving pat on the butt wholesome show.
Matt: I am with ya my wholesome friend.
Jay: Let’s do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
To join Jay, Matt, and the hilarity with the rest of the IWS Radio Team as they broadcast their, Good Wholesome Decent Family Fun Show episode LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET tomorrow on Blog Talk Radio…click HERE!!
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