Holaaaaaaaaaa all you deep thinkers! You know, sometimes there are questions that just don’t have an answer. Here are a few of them that keep me awake at night ….
What food can NOT be improved by covering it with cheese or chocolate?
Why does God let bad things like Kim Kardashian happen to good people like Kanye West?
What ARE we supposed to turn down for?
Who DID let the dogs out?
What the hell is wrong with you people?
Why is it that when I drop my toast or English muffin it ALWAYS lands butter side down?
Why do so many people post pics of their nasty feet online?
What is at the bottom of the black hole that is Ann Coulter’s soul?
What if this is as good as it gets?
Is there intelligent life out there? How ‘bout semi-intelligent life like say “Scott Baoi Just Below Average” intelligence?
If a train leaves Philly at 4:22 am and travels west-southwest at 49.5 mph and another train leaves Las Cruces, NM at 6:18 am and travels north-northwest at 81.2 kph at what time will I sit in front of flashing red lights screaming COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!
Who’s a good dog?
Couldn’t the show “Unsolved Mysteries” just have been called “Mysteries?”
Why do I forget every clever or funny thing I think of before I get a chance to write it down?
Can God create a hamburger so big he can’t get it in his mouth?
What the fuck do people actually see in Julia Roberts?
What is it that Meatloaf won’t do for love?
how YOU doin’?
Who put the ram in rama lama ding dong?
Why do I bother?
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