Cheeeeeeeers Chuckleheads and Happy Thursday to you all!!
I have a couple of really concretely solid topics to touch upon, but those are best left to be mediaized on this Sunday’s next, sure to be #1 IWS Radio show, so?
I am going to down a 211 and just let my thoughts flow on here today. Mmmmm’kay?
Dateline…Matt-Man’s head…
You know what would we be cool…If instead of degrading Syrian President Bashar al-Assad’s chemical weapons with missiles, we instead, gassed the entire country of Syria, but instead of using serin or mustard gas, we used laughing gas!!
That would be fucking hilarious. A bunch of punch drunk extremists with guns walking around feeding each other falafels all the while tea is pouring out the side of their mouths like they’re doped up on Novocain. Ha!!
And what’s up with Israel? Everyone is worried about what will happen to Israel over this crisis. The only ones not worried about the Syrian Civil War are the Israelis and their 2 Billion Dollars a year from the U.S.
Listen Israel…We give you 2 Bil a year to help arm yourselves and Syria is on your border, so could we see a little action out of you? I know you are busy building tin shack “settlements”, but really?
If Moses were alive today, he with his Rod of God in hand, would walk straight over to Damascus turn their rivers and their streets red with blood, and then return to Tel Aviv and rain toads down upon you, the Israelites, for being such pussies.
Seriously…Netanyahu and all of you serve who in the Israeli legislative body of the Knish? You need to ask yourselves, What Would Moses Do?
In fact, and now I am getting a little steamed…it’s as if the State of Israel expects us, the United States of America to protect her. It’s as if we Americans are the savior of the State of Israel. Hmmmmmmm?
The last time there was a savior walking around in the land of Israel, the Jews preferred some dude named Barabbas, and helped to kill the Holy Baby Jesus.
So boys and goils…enjoy your Rosh Hashanah, and delight in the fact that you will surely nail your America savior and benefactor to the cross in the near future.
I hurt my knee today. I knocked it into a twelve pack of Dr. Pepper…Did Israel care? Hell No!! They didn’t even send me any chicken soup with matzo balls. It’s such a one way relationship.
Ha…you know what?
My Stream of Consciousness thing actually turned out to be focused, and really? Here’s the thing…
I am not pro-war…I am very anti-war, but y’know?
I get tired of hearing about how a solution and pathway to peace may be possible in the Middle East.
It never will. There are far too many zealots with far too many strident and monocular ideologies involved.
Perhaps if we attack Syria, which I agree with, that may trigger an expansion of the conflict that sets the region on fire. I feel bad about that, but then I think…
Eh…so what, because as much as I hate death and destruction, it is an inevitability, because the unholy trinity of radical acolytes of Muslims, Jews, and Christians want it.
To people like that, it’s just a matter of how and when.
And sadly, upstairs in the supernatural open bar of heaven, God, Allah, Buddha, or whatever one prefers to refer to Him as, are sipping on a bottle of Jack and saying…
“Maybe there is another planet we could try this life thing on, ‘cause it ain't working here.”
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws
My Facebook Page
I have a couple of really concretely solid topics to touch upon, but those are best left to be mediaized on this Sunday’s next, sure to be #1 IWS Radio show, so?
I am going to down a 211 and just let my thoughts flow on here today. Mmmmm’kay?
Dateline…Matt-Man’s head…
You know what would we be cool…If instead of degrading Syrian President Bashar al-Assad’s chemical weapons with missiles, we instead, gassed the entire country of Syria, but instead of using serin or mustard gas, we used laughing gas!!
That would be fucking hilarious. A bunch of punch drunk extremists with guns walking around feeding each other falafels all the while tea is pouring out the side of their mouths like they’re doped up on Novocain. Ha!!
And what’s up with Israel? Everyone is worried about what will happen to Israel over this crisis. The only ones not worried about the Syrian Civil War are the Israelis and their 2 Billion Dollars a year from the U.S.
Listen Israel…We give you 2 Bil a year to help arm yourselves and Syria is on your border, so could we see a little action out of you? I know you are busy building tin shack “settlements”, but really?
If Moses were alive today, he with his Rod of God in hand, would walk straight over to Damascus turn their rivers and their streets red with blood, and then return to Tel Aviv and rain toads down upon you, the Israelites, for being such pussies.
Seriously…Netanyahu and all of you serve who in the Israeli legislative body of the Knish? You need to ask yourselves, What Would Moses Do?
In fact, and now I am getting a little steamed…it’s as if the State of Israel expects us, the United States of America to protect her. It’s as if we Americans are the savior of the State of Israel. Hmmmmmmm?
The last time there was a savior walking around in the land of Israel, the Jews preferred some dude named Barabbas, and helped to kill the Holy Baby Jesus.
So boys and goils…enjoy your Rosh Hashanah, and delight in the fact that you will surely nail your America savior and benefactor to the cross in the near future.
I hurt my knee today. I knocked it into a twelve pack of Dr. Pepper…Did Israel care? Hell No!! They didn’t even send me any chicken soup with matzo balls. It’s such a one way relationship.
Ha…you know what?My Stream of Consciousness thing actually turned out to be focused, and really? Here’s the thing…
I am not pro-war…I am very anti-war, but y’know?
I get tired of hearing about how a solution and pathway to peace may be possible in the Middle East.
It never will. There are far too many zealots with far too many strident and monocular ideologies involved.
Perhaps if we attack Syria, which I agree with, that may trigger an expansion of the conflict that sets the region on fire. I feel bad about that, but then I think…
Eh…so what, because as much as I hate death and destruction, it is an inevitability, because the unholy trinity of radical acolytes of Muslims, Jews, and Christians want it.
To people like that, it’s just a matter of how and when.
And sadly, upstairs in the supernatural open bar of heaven, God, Allah, Buddha, or whatever one prefers to refer to Him as, are sipping on a bottle of Jack and saying…
“Maybe there is another planet we could try this life thing on, ‘cause it ain't working here.”
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws
My Facebook Page
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