Hi gang. Sarah Palin here and it is a beautiful Thursday here in the greatest country in the world, Alaska.
I am coming to you here on this page of the IWS Radio website pages because Jay and Matt were thankfully enough to offer me the opportunity to promote my new online TV channel called the…
Sarah Palin Channel.
I am super excited to be hosting a streaming online and unfiltered news show online as we cut through the unmanly crap and political correctness of the lame stream media.
Folks from NBC to Fox News could never get along with my hard hitting and rogue style of telling it how it is, so I am sticking this hockey mom’s middle finger into their eye by creating my own subscription network.
If it’s a good enough way to go for my pal Glenn Beck over at The Blaze Radio and TV Network, it’s good enough for this mama bear. Amirite!?
Anyhoo…So I have started my own network and you can subscribe to it for only $9.95 a month or go rogue and get an entire year of me and insights for a mere $99.95, because unlike all of those krony kapitolists in Washington, I am always trying to save Jack and Jill America, some jack!! Ha, see what I did there!?
I will cover the news events of the day for our subscribers as best as I know how. Which means…You will hear information and my analysis that is one-of-kind, unique, and sooey generous. And folks…
In addition to hard-hitting news and opinion we will offer you reports as to what makes America great, personal stories of true American patriots, and intimate looks into the happy and God-purposed life that fills the Palin household.
We also plan to branch out as soon as those subscriptions come rolling in, and several new Sarah Palin Network shows and even movies are on the drawing board as we speak.
Teenagers from Alaska, to Hawaii, to the 48 continuous states will love our religious-based sex education show, “Re-discover Abstinence Through an Unplanned Pregnancy with Bristol Palin Sponsored by Bartles and Jaymes.”
We plan to hire Newt Gingrich and S.E. Cupp away from CNN, add Alan Colmes to the mix, and produce a political roundtable show called, “Spineless Liberal Caught in a Crossfire.”
Knowing that people need a break from the day to day insanity and violence that in we now live, we will also offer some lighter shows.
You think your marriage is bad? You don’t how bad marriage can be until you see that sometimes it comes down to who is going to cut the fire wood for the evening, that’s why we are producing, “The Real Housewives of Nome.” Funny has never been so cold.
And ladies…We have a special show for you…My first dude Todd will oil up and play beach volleyball with Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer, and Anthony Edwards every week as the Sarah Palin Channel airs, “The Angry Sands of Anchorage Bay.”
And our first movie is scheduled for a July 2015 release, and it‘s called…Roots 2008: The Rise of the Manchurian Kenyan. I can’t tell you what it is all about , but I know that you will be SHOCKED!!
Anyhoo…I hope you will subscribe and join my new network, because America and Americans such as yourself need me more than ever, and? I need you more than ever, because the speaking fees just aren’t cutting it any longer.
God Bless you if you subscribe and God Bless America!!
Sarah
mattmaniws@ymail.com
Make Me Your Dirty Facebook Friend
Twitter Me HARD!!
I am coming to you here on this page of the IWS Radio website pages because Jay and Matt were thankfully enough to offer me the opportunity to promote my new online TV channel called the…Sarah Palin Channel.
I am super excited to be hosting a streaming online and unfiltered news show online as we cut through the unmanly crap and political correctness of the lame stream media.
Folks from NBC to Fox News could never get along with my hard hitting and rogue style of telling it how it is, so I am sticking this hockey mom’s middle finger into their eye by creating my own subscription network.
If it’s a good enough way to go for my pal Glenn Beck over at The Blaze Radio and TV Network, it’s good enough for this mama bear. Amirite!?
Anyhoo…So I have started my own network and you can subscribe to it for only $9.95 a month or go rogue and get an entire year of me and insights for a mere $99.95, because unlike all of those krony kapitolists in Washington, I am always trying to save Jack and Jill America, some jack!! Ha, see what I did there!?
I will cover the news events of the day for our subscribers as best as I know how. Which means…You will hear information and my analysis that is one-of-kind, unique, and sooey generous. And folks…
In addition to hard-hitting news and opinion we will offer you reports as to what makes America great, personal stories of true American patriots, and intimate looks into the happy and God-purposed life that fills the Palin household.
We also plan to branch out as soon as those subscriptions come rolling in, and several new Sarah Palin Network shows and even movies are on the drawing board as we speak.
Teenagers from Alaska, to Hawaii, to the 48 continuous states will love our religious-based sex education show, “Re-discover Abstinence Through an Unplanned Pregnancy with Bristol Palin Sponsored by Bartles and Jaymes.”
We plan to hire Newt Gingrich and S.E. Cupp away from CNN, add Alan Colmes to the mix, and produce a political roundtable show called, “Spineless Liberal Caught in a Crossfire.”
Knowing that people need a break from the day to day insanity and violence that in we now live, we will also offer some lighter shows.
You think your marriage is bad? You don’t how bad marriage can be until you see that sometimes it comes down to who is going to cut the fire wood for the evening, that’s why we are producing, “The Real Housewives of Nome.” Funny has never been so cold.And ladies…We have a special show for you…My first dude Todd will oil up and play beach volleyball with Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer, and Anthony Edwards every week as the Sarah Palin Channel airs, “The Angry Sands of Anchorage Bay.”
And our first movie is scheduled for a July 2015 release, and it‘s called…Roots 2008: The Rise of the Manchurian Kenyan. I can’t tell you what it is all about , but I know that you will be SHOCKED!!
Anyhoo…I hope you will subscribe and join my new network, because America and Americans such as yourself need me more than ever, and? I need you more than ever, because the speaking fees just aren’t cutting it any longer.
God Bless you if you subscribe and God Bless America!!
Sarah
mattmaniws@ymail.com
Make Me Your Dirty Facebook Friend
Twitter Me HARD!!
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