Matt binges, Jay quaffs. You, turn green.
Matt: Top of the mornin’ to ya, laddie boy!!
Jay: Laddie? Mornin’? It’s 7:30 PM.
Matt: I know, but I’m getting my green on for Sunday’s show. St. Patrick’s Day show, right?
Jay: Well yeah, but do you want to become too green, too soon?
Matt: Well…
Jay: Maybe for now, you could be a lime or chartreuse type of Irish green and be a peak green on Sunday.
Matt: You’re a fucking genius.
Jay: IKR? Hey? Will your brother and lead singer of The Dreamboats be joining us on this prep call?
Matt: No…His wife put him on probation.
Jay: Why?
Matt: I told you that last Friday, he got his green on way too early, and way too much.
Jay: Oh yeah…See? Ya never want to peak too soon.
Matt: But…he “promises” to talk to us live on the air Sunday prior to St. Paddy’s Day gig.
Jay: His promises aren't that solid, but he did make it on air last St. Patrick’s Day.
Matt: Yep…Hopefully the Luck o’ the Irish will be with us again this year.
Jay: In addition to your brother probably not calling us, we could talk about our fave Irish foods.
Matt: Well, that will fill 2-3 minutes, or twenty if John Kerry does his potato speech again.
Jay: John does love his taters…Oh, we can talk about our favorite Irish people.
Matt: That would be awesome. I love many an Irishman and lady.
Jay: Me too…plus, that will give you a chance to bring up Oscar Wilde for the 15,000th time.
Matt: And while not enough mentions of him, that’s a good start.
Jay: We could talk about our favorite green things.
Matt: Sure, like grass.
Jay: Emeralds.
Matt and Jay: BEER!!
Matt: Wow…I hear that Paul Piatt, Phil Diller, and possibly Guy Ahnyurdyck may show up as well.
Jay: Bobby Kraft and Drew Peacock are a definite go as well, annnnnnnnnd Matt-Man…
Matt: O’Yes?
Jay: Sexy Aunt Jax has a song and our fave Canadian Jamie is going to be reporting from The Hammer.
Matt: This is all making my head spin. This show is gonna be huge.
Jay: IKR? Irish music, Irish food…
Matt: Irish laughter, and a special St. Paddy’s Day rebuttal from Rep. Trey Gowdy.
Jay: Who’s that?
Matt: The congressman with the other worldly, yet sexy hair.
Jay: Oh yeah…I like him, and the name Gowdy? That’s sounds Irish.
Matt: It does indeed, hold on…I Googled it…It’s Scots/Brit.
Jay: Well fuck him, but if he can fill some time, that’s cool.
Matt: Maybe we should call the Irish Embassy in D.C. as well.
Jay: They won’t be open on Sunday though.
Matt: No, and they’ll all be drunk on Monday, but we could leave them a nice St. Patrick’s Day message.
Jay: Let’s Do Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
Matt: O’Kay.
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Matt: Top of the mornin’ to ya, laddie boy!!Jay: Laddie? Mornin’? It’s 7:30 PM.
Matt: I know, but I’m getting my green on for Sunday’s show. St. Patrick’s Day show, right?
Jay: Well yeah, but do you want to become too green, too soon?
Matt: Well…
Jay: Maybe for now, you could be a lime or chartreuse type of Irish green and be a peak green on Sunday.
Matt: You’re a fucking genius.
Jay: IKR? Hey? Will your brother and lead singer of The Dreamboats be joining us on this prep call?
Matt: No…His wife put him on probation.
Jay: Why?
Matt: I told you that last Friday, he got his green on way too early, and way too much.
Jay: Oh yeah…See? Ya never want to peak too soon.
Matt: But…he “promises” to talk to us live on the air Sunday prior to St. Paddy’s Day gig.
Jay: His promises aren't that solid, but he did make it on air last St. Patrick’s Day.
Matt: Yep…Hopefully the Luck o’ the Irish will be with us again this year.
Jay: In addition to your brother probably not calling us, we could talk about our fave Irish foods.
Matt: Well, that will fill 2-3 minutes, or twenty if John Kerry does his potato speech again.
Jay: John does love his taters…Oh, we can talk about our favorite Irish people.
Matt: That would be awesome. I love many an Irishman and lady.
Jay: Me too…plus, that will give you a chance to bring up Oscar Wilde for the 15,000th time.
Matt: And while not enough mentions of him, that’s a good start.
Jay: We could talk about our favorite green things.
Matt: Sure, like grass.
Jay: Emeralds.
Matt and Jay: BEER!!
Matt: Wow…I hear that Paul Piatt, Phil Diller, and possibly Guy Ahnyurdyck may show up as well.
Jay: Bobby Kraft and Drew Peacock are a definite go as well, annnnnnnnnd Matt-Man…
Matt: O’Yes?
Jay: Sexy Aunt Jax has a song and our fave Canadian Jamie is going to be reporting from The Hammer.
Matt: This is all making my head spin. This show is gonna be huge.Jay: IKR? Irish music, Irish food…
Matt: Irish laughter, and a special St. Paddy’s Day rebuttal from Rep. Trey Gowdy.
Jay: Who’s that?
Matt: The congressman with the other worldly, yet sexy hair.
Jay: Oh yeah…I like him, and the name Gowdy? That’s sounds Irish.
Matt: It does indeed, hold on…I Googled it…It’s Scots/Brit.
Jay: Well fuck him, but if he can fill some time, that’s cool.
Matt: Maybe we should call the Irish Embassy in D.C. as well.
Jay: They won’t be open on Sunday though.
Matt: No, and they’ll all be drunk on Monday, but we could leave them a nice St. Patrick’s Day message.
Jay: Let’s Do Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
Matt: O’Kay.
To listen to IWS Radio LIVE from Noon-2 PM EDT tomorrow as we celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, you can click O’HERE!!
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