Matt strains to hear...Jay whispers...You say, what the fuck?
Matt: Hello?
Jay: hello.
Matt: HELLO?
Jay: matt…it’s me, jayman.
Matt: JAY!?
Jay: shhhh…keep it down.
Matt: What? Why the hell are you whispering?
Jay: i’m at nana creta’s funeral and this is our only chance to prep before sunday’s show.
Matt: oh okay…how’s the funeral going?
Jay: oh fine, i haven’t embarrassed myself yet.
Matt: excellent…is your hair still holding its own again the wind and the elements.
Jay: it looks pretty damn good…if i do say so, myself.
Matt: you just did.
Jay: i know right?
Matt: hey…our show this sunday is a blog talk radio staff pick. we need to be “on it.”
Jay: i know…it’s as if btr knew i was grieving and vulnerable and decided to finally feature our show.
Matt: it’s as if those bastards know when we aren’t ready.
Jay: that’s okay; we’ll adapt and overcome.
Matt: true dat. what are you guys doing after the funeral?
Jay: probably just hang out, and play some yahtzee or something.
Matt: HA!!
Jay: shhhhhhhh
Matt: ooooo….sorry, but it’s funny you say that, because Schmoop and I are currently playing monopoly.
Jay: awwww, that’s nice. board games like that bring people closer together.
Matt: i love board games, especially at this holiday time of year with friends and family getting together.
Jay: maybe we could talk about our all-time favorite games n’shit.
Matt: AWESOME IDEA!!
Jay: DAMN MATT….SHHHHHHHH.
Matt: you too…shush…
Jay: oh jeez…okay, i’m better now. that was close…
Matt: everything okay?
Jay: yeah, i think perhaps that one freaky cousin i barely know heard me, but it’s all good.
Matt: okay.
Matt: okay then…we’ll talk about the holidays and board games bringing us all together with jesus and each other…
Matt: jay?
Jay: sorry…rev. moneymaker is eulogizing.
Matt: our rev. moneymaker?
Jay: well sure…he’s already on staff…why pay for an outsider?
Matt: wow…from now on when i think of you, i will think…cost-effective.
Jay: hey, money doesn't grow on trees ya know, but in a way, board games do.
Matt: good point.
Jay: alright then…i think we are ready for the games people play show.
Matt: yes we are. it should be a huge one.
Jay: but not nearly as huge as the life that my nana creta lived.
Matt: word. a good woman through and through.
Jay: yes she was, and will be missed.
Matt and Jay: AMEN!!
Matt and Jay: OH SHIT!! shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
So folks, join IWS Radio LIVE this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET as Jay and I discuss our favorite games, and as we discuss the wicked mind games that friends and family play throughout the holiday season.
To listen LIVE this Sunday, you can click right HERE!!
Matt: Hello?Jay: hello.
Matt: HELLO?
Jay: matt…it’s me, jayman.
Matt: JAY!?
Jay: shhhh…keep it down.
Matt: What? Why the hell are you whispering?
Jay: i’m at nana creta’s funeral and this is our only chance to prep before sunday’s show.
Matt: oh okay…how’s the funeral going?
Jay: oh fine, i haven’t embarrassed myself yet.
Matt: excellent…is your hair still holding its own again the wind and the elements.
Jay: it looks pretty damn good…if i do say so, myself.
Matt: you just did.
Jay: i know right?
Matt: hey…our show this sunday is a blog talk radio staff pick. we need to be “on it.”
Jay: i know…it’s as if btr knew i was grieving and vulnerable and decided to finally feature our show.
Matt: it’s as if those bastards know when we aren’t ready.
Jay: that’s okay; we’ll adapt and overcome.
Matt: true dat. what are you guys doing after the funeral?
Jay: probably just hang out, and play some yahtzee or something.
Matt: HA!!
Jay: shhhhhhhh
Matt: ooooo….sorry, but it’s funny you say that, because Schmoop and I are currently playing monopoly.
Jay: awwww, that’s nice. board games like that bring people closer together.
Matt: i love board games, especially at this holiday time of year with friends and family getting together.
Jay: maybe we could talk about our all-time favorite games n’shit.
Matt: AWESOME IDEA!!
Jay: DAMN MATT….SHHHHHHHH.
Matt: you too…shush…
Jay: oh jeez…okay, i’m better now. that was close…
Matt: everything okay?
Jay: yeah, i think perhaps that one freaky cousin i barely know heard me, but it’s all good.
Matt: okay.
Matt: okay then…we’ll talk about the holidays and board games bringing us all together with jesus and each other…
Matt: jay?
Jay: sorry…rev. moneymaker is eulogizing.Matt: our rev. moneymaker?
Jay: well sure…he’s already on staff…why pay for an outsider?
Matt: wow…from now on when i think of you, i will think…cost-effective.
Jay: hey, money doesn't grow on trees ya know, but in a way, board games do.
Matt: good point.
Jay: alright then…i think we are ready for the games people play show.
Matt: yes we are. it should be a huge one.
Jay: but not nearly as huge as the life that my nana creta lived.
Matt: word. a good woman through and through.
Jay: yes she was, and will be missed.
Matt and Jay: AMEN!!
Matt and Jay: OH SHIT!! shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
So folks, join IWS Radio LIVE this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET as Jay and I discuss our favorite games, and as we discuss the wicked mind games that friends and family play throughout the holiday season.
To listen LIVE this Sunday, you can click right HERE!!
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