Sometimes it is said that death takes a holiday, other times it is said, especially in the realm of coffin advertising...
When you do die, take the holiday with you...and that is what the Lindner Coffin Company of Wągrowiec, Poland is all about.
See? Death is hard not only on the family but on the person who died as well, so? Both the family and the deceased should enjoy the shock and hardness of death, by being hard in his or her casket.
Having trouble picking out a box made of pine? How about picking this one that will make you stiffer than you already are?
Are you some type of British Baron or Viscount who has recently passed? Lady Styx will supply you with more wood than you ever had during your days on Earth...
Are you an Eastern European man who has succumbed to the starch of too many potatoes and too many liters of vodka? Well then...Allow Miss Dirt Sleep of Danzig 2013, Danya, to ease the pain as you enter the realm of the earthworm...
When you do die, take the holiday with you...and that is what the Lindner Coffin Company of Wągrowiec, Poland is all about.
See? Death is hard not only on the family but on the person who died as well, so? Both the family and the deceased should enjoy the shock and hardness of death, by being hard in his or her casket.
Having trouble picking out a box made of pine? How about picking this one that will make you stiffer than you already are?
Are you some type of British Baron or Viscount who has recently passed? Lady Styx will supply you with more wood than you ever had during your days on Earth...
Are you an Eastern European man who has succumbed to the starch of too many potatoes and too many liters of vodka? Well then...Allow Miss Dirt Sleep of Danzig 2013, Danya, to ease the pain as you enter the realm of the earthworm...
Here's to the Lindner Coffin Company of Wągrowiec, Poland for taking the bold step and saying to all who die...
"We come. And the we go. But that doesn't mean that we can't cum while we are going."
Here's to you, the Lindner Coffin Company...The Coffin Company with a pulse.
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The IWS Radio players will be doing a dramatic reading of Edgar Allan Poe's, The Raven. Trust me, it's a hoot!!
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