Matt winces...Jay shudders...You see exactly why they are doing that.Matt: Wassssssssup!?
Jay: Aren't we a little old to be answering the phone with, “Wasssssssup?”
Matt: Oh I don’t know. I guess. Maybe? What?
Jay: I don’t know…say what you want, I’m just feeling a little…a little…um…
Matt: A little what?
Jay: Oh hell…and don’t make fun of me, but I’m beginning to question who I am and where I came from.
Matt: What? They don’t teach that in Arkansas?
Jay: See? You’re doing it again!! It’s like--
Matt: I’m sorry, please continue and I’ll be a most affectionate and attentive listener.
Jay: Alright then…Don’t you ever wonder how you got to the point in your life at which you are?
Matt: I try not to, because that is one ugly road map, but yes.
Jay: And have you ever wondered where you will be in five or ten years.
Matt: I do, but it usually involves me being buried next to my brothers, so I try to think of other things.
Jay: I too think of those things.
Matt: I can tell, and you do it with a Shakespearean cadence in your voice, and it’s hot.
Jay: Me thanks you.
Matt: Sooooooooo, what should we talk about this Sunday on the show?
Jay: Don’t you get it man!? We should talk about our lives and why and how the way they are!!
Matt: You mean, like open up about ourselves?
Jay: Yes!! Talk about our past failures and how we long for future glory.
Matt: You mean, and do it in an honest sense?
Jay: Hell Yeah!! We all have regrets and future hopes that shape our lives. Let’s lay them out there.
Matt: That’s like being completely naked in front of a world wide audience.
Jay: Yes it is.
Matt: That’s kinda hot.
Jay: Yes it is.
Matt: So in order to go full frontal introspection, we should be naked during the show.
Jay: Yes it is.
Matt: What?
Jay: Oh sorry…Yes we should.
Matt: Sounds good, and maybe Guy Ahnyurdyck and Paul Piatt could weigh in with some introspection!!
Jay: And Rev. Moneymaker and Bobby Kraft as well.
Matt: And you know…Schmoop has a very compelling, “how I got to this point in my life” story.
Jay: From what I know of you…er…I mean, know of her story…it’s not pretty.
Matt: No…no it’s not.
Jay: So? Are you ready to do the, Who Am I and Why Am I Here show on IWS Radio this Sunday?
Matt: Physically, yes I am. Emotionally? It could be very painful.
Jay: Excellent. I hope you, or I, or both of us break down. That would be awesome for ratings.
Matt: If that happens, as soon as I uncoil from my fetal position, I will thank everyone.
Jay: We give our bodies. We give our time. We give our humor. This Sunday…we give our souls.
Matt: I love you.
Jay: I love you too.
Matt: Let’s get reaaaaaaaaaady to catharsisiiiiiiiize!!
Jay: Boooooooo Yah!!
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