The World Cup of MSJS ...

Matt snarks, Jay quips, You yawn. 

Matt: Cheers!
Jay: Hola!
Matt: How the hell are ya?
Jay: Wonderful.
Matt: That’s good to hear.
Jay: Are we doing this or do you want to point out how awful I am too?
Matt: Hey-OOOOO! Good one.
Jay: I’m sensing some sarcasm there.
Matt: Oh nooooooo … Totally sincere Hey-O there.
Jay: I don’t know man.
Matt: Well you’ll have to take my word for it.
Jay: Okay then. I guess I will.
Matt: Good.
Jay: Anyway, do you feel better now that you got that out of your system?
Matt: I feel fucking fantastic!
Jay: Well alrighty then.
Matt: Are you over whatever the hell crawled up your ass?
Jay: Oh sure.
Matt: Okay then.

Jay: Watching the World Cup?
Matt: Yeah man, I’m hanging on every bicycle kick and header.
Jay: Damn.
Matt: What?
Jay: I’m sensing sarcasm again.
Matt: Maybe your Sarcasm Radar is jammed.
Jay: I guess the NSA is jamming it.
Matt: Maybe, or … Didn’t you follow the CIA on Twitter?
Jay: Yeah, but I unfollowed them cause they tweet way too much.
Matt: Oh, well it’s probably the NSA then.
Jay: Actually, I think it’s the Mossad.
Matt: I guess you found out how many restraining orders from Jewish babes it takes to get their attention.
Jay: More than you would expect.
Matt: And yet, not as many as it should be.

Jay: Hey! Father’s Day is Sunday!
Matt: Gonna be a looooooooong day.
Jay: Rivers of tears will be shed.
Matt: And that’s just from you, Schmoop and me!
Jay: Hey-OOOOOOOOOO
Matt: This week’s show might be more of a therapy session.
Jay: We probably need one.
Matt: No I’m fine. I was talking about you.
Jay: HA! Oh that was a good one!
Matt: Now MY Sarcasm Radar is going off.
Jay: Probably just a U-2 Spy Plane flying over.
Matt: Or one of the UN’s black helicopters!
Jay: Oh damn. It could be a drone! Obama might be monitoring you himself.
Matt: That’s a bit far-fetched.
Jay: True. Anyway, Father’s Day.
Matt: A special show for a special day.
Jay: Bobby Kraft interviewing Ben Franklin!
Matt: Totally improved interview.
Jay: Live on digital recording.
Matt: And … other stuff.
Jay: Yeah, we’ll figure it out.
Matt: Okay, sounds good.
Jay: Let’s do this!

Be sure to tune into “Dad, Sweat and Tears” on IWS Radio Sunday at 12 Noon ET! If you don’t then you hate daddies and American!

Obama and Pope Francis Have Words

Holaaaaaaaaa y’all! Before we get into today’s fun and games I have a couple things to cover for ya. Frist, I want to give a shout out to the lovable and adorable Schmoop! Hope you had a happy birthday yesterday babe! Sorry Matt only had to work a short day on your birthday, but at least you got a few hours away from him and some Taco Bell. Also, Liam Neeson is damn serious about his birthday wishes to you. He told me so himself.

Next, I got my laptop back again today. Oh, I didn’t tell you? Yeah, it had a bit of problem with the fan so I talked to the Computer Fix It Guy and he decided there was a problem there and went ahead and ordered a new one and called me today to bring the laptop and they put the new fan in free of charge! That was sweet of them.

So now everything seems to be working just swell. Actually, the fan still runs all the time, but not nearly as hard or loud as it did previously. Wouldn’t that suck if the fan was the problem all along and they never even had to do the $300 worth of work to it? Ha … Damn, that could really piss me off if I think about it too long. So, I won’t.

Anyway, on to the serious stuff. You may have heard that President Obama met with Yo Pope Frank-EEEEEEEE today. Well, what the LAME stream media didn’t tell you is that to start the meeting, President Obama opened up his laptop and played the Lost Weekend episode of IWS Radio for the Popester!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, as always, IWS Radio has super -secret inside information about what Obama and Pope Francis discussed. Here’s a partial transcript.

Obama: Thank you so much for having me here today.
Francis: What do you have there with you?
Obama: Oh, it’s my laptop. Thought you’d like to hear some IWS Radio.
Francis: I’ve love those guys! They’re a riot!
Obama: IKR??
Francis: I hope Jay asks Matt about Ryno
Obama: And then plays “Cats in the Cradle!”
Francis: Kills me every single time! Hahahahaha
Obama: Oh yeah! And I’m a big fan of Tammy Tibbles.
Francis: She’s got some deep thoughts and great advice.
Obama: Tammy might end up being a self-help guru of sorts.
Francis: Well she could put that idiot Dalai Lama out of business.
Obama: We can only hope!

Francis: So, about this contraceptive mandate.
Obama: *SIGH* Here we go.
Francis:  Religious freedom is very important to the Church.
Obama: People who want to use contraception have rights too.
Francis: You’re forcing your secular beliefs on the Church.
Obama: The same way priests forced themselves on little boys?
Francis: Really? You’re going there already?
Obama: We were going to get there eventually.
Francis: Why don’t you just drop the contraception mandate?
Obama: Why don’t you just let me take all the pedophiles back to US jurisdiction?
Francis: Why don’t you go bomb another wedding full of women and children.
Obama: Why don’t you go block condom distribution in Africa resulting in the AIDS virus continuing to run out of control and kill lots more people?

*Door Flies Open* *John Kerry Walks In* “Gentlemen, Gentlmen. We can have a good, vigorous discussion about these issues without insulting each other.”

Obama and Francis: Why don’t you fuck off John?
Francis: Did you bring me a potato like you did the Russians?
Obama: BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was hilarious!
Francis: Right? *mocking Kerry’s monotone voice* I like my potatoes fried, mashed, smashed, diced, boiled …
Obama: *joining in* Scattered, smothered and covered. There are literally dozens of ways to prepare good old “Solanum Tuberosom” …

Kerry: I really don’t think this is productive at all.

Francis: Why the long face John?
Obama and Francis: BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Kerry stomps out of the room*
*President Obama and Pope Francis hi-5*

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Matt Said, Jay Said, In Written Form

Matt mumbles, Jay grumbles You listen intently. 

Matt: Well hey there!
Jay: Hidy Ho!
Schmoop: Hiya!
Jay: Oh hey there Schmoopalicious!
Schmoop: Matt had to pee
Jay: Already?
Schmoop: It’s cold here this morning.
Jay: Oh, I understand.
Schmoop: Luckily he’s a great multitasker.
Jay: True. Wait. What?
Schmoop: He’s prepping for show prep while peeing.
Jay: Oh okay.
Schmoop: Unfortunately he pees really fast and doesn’t get much prep done.
Jay: Man, things just never work out for that guy.
Schmoop: IKR?
Matt: Hey-OOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jay: You didn’t pee all over the seat did you?
Matt: God no! I’m not some kind of savage.
Jay: That’s good to know.
Matt: You probably just pee all over everywhere don’t you?
Jay: Noooooooooo … I do my best to maintain control.

Matt: Uh-huh … You quiet always in control types are dangerous.
Jay: Nah. When I blow it won’t be something that simple.
Matt: Any chance I can get a little warning so I’m not in the blast zone?
Jay: I’ll see what I can do.
Matt: Maybe you should aim your blast at From You Flowers?
Jay: Oh we will!
Matt: We’ll have to shoehorn that into the show Sunday.
Jay: We’re not just letting that go.
Matt: We can’t! 

Jay: We’re here to defend the good and decent people from shitty companies.
Matt: That’s right. We stand for truth, justice and the American way.
Jay: Totally.
Matt: Standing up for the little guy!
Jay: Holding people and corporations to the highest of standards.
Matt: Just like we do for ourselves.
Jay: Absolutlehahahahahaha … I mean, damn right!
Matt: Or something.

Jay: So it’s time for another show about writing?
Matt: Damn, this is so creepy.
Jay: What?
Matt: I was just thinking the same thing.
Jay: Man, that’s scary.
Matt: We can talk all about writing.
Jay: Oh yeah. Authors, books, the writing process.
Matt: Different styles of writing.
Jay: Who gets to call himself a writer.
Matt: Oh that one is getting tough.
Jay: Yeah, we’ll have to break that down for people.
Matt: In a totally fair and honest way.
Jay: That’s the only way we know how.
Matt: We can talk about what kind of writing we would LIKE to do.
Jay: How much we love to write UNLESS WE HAVE TO!
Matt: Then it’s more about getting it done than anything.
Jay: Yup and trying to include “click bait”
Matt: That’s a problem sometimes.
Jay: We can also talk about writing movies and TV shows.
Matt: And songwriting.
Jay: Oh hell yes!
Matt: And writing fiction vs non-fiction.
Jay: Yeah, essays, short stories and opinion pieces.
Matt: And the assholes who write for newspapers.
Jay: Oh man, there’s a lot of ‘em.
Matt: Paul Piatt, Guy and Tammy Tibbles!
Jay: Mediations by Martin, Bobby K w/ deep thoughts and Rev Moneymaker!
Matt: And whatever else we think of.
Jay: All about the writing process!
Matt: And the angst, loneliness and alcohol that comes with it.
Jay: Definitely.

So tune into “Write Drunk, Edit Sober” on IWS Radio Sunday night at 8 pm ET! Also, call us up and talk about your writing hopes and dreams. Or likes and dislikes. Or whatever. Just call us at 661.244.9852!

Jay's Imaginary Friend: The Brawl

Holaaaaaaaaaa! Look who just showed up out of nowhere? Yup, it’s my Imaginary Friend, "IF" …

IF: Hey, whatcha up to?
Jay: Oh crap. You again?
IF: I’ve missed you too.
Jay: I don’t think you have.
IF: Well I have whether you believe it or not.
Jay: Whatever. What are you doing here?
IF: I just wanted to see you and hang out with you.
Jay: Okay, you’ve seen me, now leave.
IF: WOW! You’ve gotten really mean lately.
Jay: Why do you always show up when I’m sick, in pain, haven’t slept or all three?
IF: I just have great timing, I guess.
Jay: I guess.
IF: Maybe I show up in times of stress because you need me?
Jay: I NEEEEEEEED for you to leave me alone.
IF: No you don’t.
Jay: Yes I do.
IF: Oooooo snappy comeback!
Jay: Fuck off.

IF: You have issues.
Jay: Doesn’t everybody?
IF: Yeah, but I think yours are worse than most.
Jay: Pffffft … I know some pretty fucked up people.
IF: Do they make you feel better about yourself?
Jay: Only for a little while.
IF: And then you become concerned for them?
Jay: Yup.
IF: Well, that’s a good thing. I mean, you’re a good person.
Jay: You’re an annoying person.
IF: Well, you’re not THAT good of a person.
Jay: But, you are very annoying.
IF: No I’m not. I’m your friend.
Jay: My asshole friend who won’t leave me alone?
IF: You need me around.
Jay: Wrong again!
IF: Have you ever considered moving?
Jay: I took a “Where Should You Live” quiz online today.
IF: What city did you get?
Jay: Portland
IF: The Strip Club Capital of America. What a shock!
Jay: They didn’t ask any strip club questions.
IF: Yet they got it right anyway. Weird.
Jay: I guess it was the “what’s your jam” question.
IF: What did you answer?
Jay: Shakira “Hips Don’t Lie.”

IF: HEY!
Jay: What?
IF: What’s that on your desk?
Jay: My desk has lots of stuff on it.
IF: I know, you’re a slob.
Jay: It’s pretty organized.
IF: Anyway, what’s that blue can?
Jay: *SIGH* Its’ a Pepsi.
IF: I’m so disappointed in you.
Jay: That doesn’t make you unique.
IF: I thought you gave it up.
Jay: I did. I proved I can do it.
IF: So now you’re drinking Pepsi again?
Jay: Not regularly.
IF: And what happened to walking every day?
Jay: What about it?
IF: Well, you were walking a lot. Did you walk today?
Jay: Yes I did!
IF: How far.
Jay: To the mailbox.
IF: That’s all?
Jay: AND BACK!
IF: That’s not much.
Jay: Well aren’t you judgmental?

IF: No, I’m concerned. 

Jay: But only for a little while. Then you feel better about yourself.
IF: Oh you’re so clever.
Jay: Sometimes.
IF: Not that often though.
Jay: I’m going punch you.
IF: Take your best shot. 

Jay: *Swings*

*SMACK*

IF: Ow! You hit me!
Jay: I told you I was going to.
IF: That’s fucked up.
Jay: You asked for it.
IF: Yeah well

*POW*

Jay: What the fuck was that?
IF: I hit you back!
Jay: That’s it I’m going to kick your ass.
IF: You’ll run out of breathe in two swings
Jay: It won’t take more than two.
IF: Oooooo you’re such a tough gu…

*BANG* *POW* *SMACK*

IF: *Nancy Kerrigan Voice* WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Jay: Shit. I’m sorry.
IF: No you’re not.
Jay: Well, I kind of am. No really, I am.
IF: I can’t believe you did that!

*POW* *KICK* *SLAP*

Jay: That was a cheap shot you fucker!

*AHHHHHHHKICKPUNCHELBOWKNEEBACKHANDSTOMPSCREAMINGCRYING*

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Exploring Facebook Groups ...

Hola friends and potential friends! I want to introduce a new series for the blog. I’ve been trying to find ways to make Facebook more useful and fun and I think I might have found one. I’ve been going through Groups to see what all topics are covered. Needless to say there are lots of groups for just about any topic. One that I found most interesting are the “Add Me” or “Add Lots of New Friends” groups.

The idea is that everyone who joins the group should add everyone as a friend and we all get big friend numbers and look really cool and popular. I thought this would be as good a place as any to start. I joined one of them and posted “Hey everyone! Add me please!” Five people added me. Only one is still a “friend.” Here’s what happened with the other four….

Babe 1:

Her: Hello
Me: Hello
Her: Do you like me?
Me: Well, I don’t know you.
Her: But, you think I’m cute?
Me: Yeah, you’re cute.
Her: So you like me?
Me: You seem nice.
Her: Just nice?
Me: I don’t really know you.
Her: You looking for wife?

I defriended her in a panic. I wish I hadn’t. That could have been comedy gold.

Dude 1:

Him: Hey!
Me: Hello
Him: How are you?
Me: Great. How are you?
Him: Good. Hey can I ask you a question?
Me: Okay
Him: Can you suggest friends for me?
Me: I guess.
Him: Well, just the girls really.
Me: Just the girls?
Him: Yeah, girls think I’m cute.
Me: Some guys might think you’re cute too.
Him: Oh man! That’s not funny!
Me: It’s a little funny.
Him: Only a little!
Me: Most of the girls I know would find it very funny.
Him: Okay, don’t suggest them then.
Me: Okay.

He then defriended me.

Dude 2:

Him: Hey man!
Me: Hola!
Him: You’re Spanish?
Me: Uh, no.
Him: LOL … Okay
Me: What’s up?
Him: Thanks for accepting my friend request.
Me: Thanks for adding me.
Him: No prob. So, what you looking for?
Me: Well, nothing really.
Him: So why did you join that group?
Me: Just seemed like a good idea.
Him: It’s pretty cool. I’ve met lots of dudes there.
Me: Cool. I just joined today.
Him: Cool. So, you into dudes?
Me: Uhhhh … No, sorry.
Him: Don’t be sorry. You’re the one missing out.
Me: Ha! Okay.
Him: You ever had a guy suck you off?
Me: No
Him: How do you know?
Me: I checked.
Him: You’d never really know if you didn’t check.
Me: That’s why I check.
Him: If she had sex change, you wouldn’t know.
Me: I guess that’s possible.
Him: Probable, I’d say.
Me: Ha! Unlikely.
Him: Anyway, you’re missing out.
Me: If you say so.
Him: I do. Bye dude.
Me: Bye

He then defriended me.

Babe 2:

Her: Hi there
Me: Howdy
Her: LOL
Me: Why was that funny?
Her: Americans say “Howdy” a lot.
Me: Oh, okay.
Her: You wanna be my friend?
Me: Sure.
Her: But not too friendly
Me: Okay.  What’s “too friendly”
Her: Like making passes at me.
Me: Okay. I won’t.
Her: Good cause I would get into trouble.

I’m thinking “Oh crap, she’s underage!”

Me: Why would you get into trouble?
Her: Being too friendly with a white man
Me: REALLY?
Her: Yes, not me, but my family.
Me: That’s sad.
Her: Yes cause I love white men.
Me: Well that’s a problem
Her: Only for me.
Me: Or a white man who falls for you.
Her: That makes me sad.
Me: It is pretty sad.
Her: Maybe I can convince them they’re wrong.
Me: I hope so.
Her: Me too.
Me: Good luck
Her: Thanks. Bye!
Me: Bye

That one kind of made me sad. Anyway, there are lots and lots of groups out there on Facebook. Most of the posts in them are just spam, but there are some real people there too. I’m going to keep joining them and will report back to you guys on them.

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Matt Said Jay Said 8 28 38 49

Matt: Let’s make this quick.
Jay: Good plan! Those fish sticks seemed …. “off.”
Matt: I didn’t need that shared with me.
Jay: I want to share my life with you.
Matt: That’s sweet, but don’t.
Jay: Hey now! You’ve never hesitated to overshare with me.
Matt: That’s different.
Jay: Oh.
Matt: Good.
Jay: Wait!
Matt: Oh God, here we go.
Jay: How is it different?
Matt: It just is.
Jay: I don’t think that’s a good enough answer.
Matt: I’m known for my oversharing.
Jay: And?
Matt: You’re not.
Jay: So?
Matt: Let’s just both stay in our lane.
Jay: Ohhhhhhh … Okay.

Jay: Oh hey!
Matt: Yes?
Jay: We’re gonna introduce a new segment this week!
Matt: With a new LIVE correspondent.
Jay: Smugly Superior w/ Dana!
Matt: The role she was born to play.
Jay: Hell yeah. Not much of a stretch for her.
Matt: Well, you start with what you know.
Jay: True.
Matt: Is she gonna dis Breaking Bad?
Jay: I’m sure of it.
Matt: Good! I’m sick of hearing about that show.
Jay: You and me both.
Matt: It can’t possibly be THAT good.
Jay: I don’t see how. 

Matt: So what else for Sunday?
Jay: Another new segment. Tribute to the McLaughlin Group
Matt: Ha! I love that crazy old bastard.
Jay: He’s the greatest.
Matt: Oh! It’s “Confucius Day”
Jay: Really? We could work with that!
Matt: Especially when is lesser known brother PROfucius shows up.
Jay: I bet he’s ALMOST as brilliant as Confucius.
Matt: Yeah, ALMOST.
Jay: There’s lots of China stuff we can talk about.
Matt: Definitely.
Jay: What else?
Matt: Two words: Ted. Cruz.
Jay: HA! Is he still talking?
Matt: We’ll check in on Sunday.
Jay: I bet he’s reading off inspirational speeches from movie.
Matt: And maybe some other crazy-ass stuff.
Jay: That’s awesome.
Matt: And Paul Piatt
Jay: And EVEN MORE Drew Peacock
Matt: Schmoop loves him.
Jay: I know she does.
Matt: She just has a funny way of showing it.
Jay: And we’ll throw other stuff in as it comes up.
Matt: We can do it!
Jay: Oh the show title.
Matt: Hmm ….

Jay and Matt: CUSSIN’ THE EGG ROLLS!

Jay: Freaking brilliant.
Matt: Damn we’re good.

That’s “Cussin’ the Egg Rolls” this Sunday at 12 Noon ET on IWS Radio. Be there or something really terrible might happen. I mean, probably not, but why risk it? 

President Obama and Hillary Clinton Do Lunch, and IWS is There

Holaaaaaaaaa y’all! As you might have heard President Obama and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton had lunch today at the White House. Well, as always, Matt-Man and I were there to snoop around and find out what they talked about. Because we are White Ninjas we were able to get pretty close and listen in.

Who needs drones and NSA data mining and shit like that when you’ve got a lot creep to ya? Anyway, he’s a rough transcript of their conversation …

Barack Obama: So nice to see you again Hillary!
Hillary Clinton: Thanks so much for inviting me to lunch!
BO: You and Ruth Bader Ginsburg are the only women Michelle will let me have lunch with.
HC: I should have had a similar rule with Bill.
BO: Oh well, live and learn I guess.
HC: Of course, I didn’t care enough to even bother.
BO: Are things going to get awkward?
HC: Nooooooooooo …. Not at all.
BO: Good because it always does with Bill.
HC: I know how he wears his emotions on his sleeve.
BO: And leaves his “emotions” on blue dresses! Hey-OOOOOO!
HC: HA! Good one!
BO: 15 years later and Clinton jokes are still hilarious.
HC: Yeah, that’s great isn’t it?
BO: Okay, enough of that. Let’s have lunch.

HC: Great idea! I’ll have a large pizza.
BO: Okay, I’ll have a HUGE chili cheese hot dog!
HC: Damn, you go wild when Michelle isn’t around.
BO: Hey now! I wear pants in this family.
HC: Yeah, tell me another one!
BO: No really! If Michelle were here I’d have the same thing.
HC: You sure talk big. Too bad you never back it up.
BO: I don’t think that was necessary.
HC: You’re right. I’m sorry.
BO: And it’s not true either.
HC: Okay, if you say so.
BO: *stares* I do say so.
HC: *rolls eyes* Let’s just move on, shall we.

BO: You’re flying pretty high in the polls these days.
HC: I’m looking pretty good.
BO: Of course what goes up must come down.
HC: Just ask Anthony Weiner!
BO: HEY-OOOOOOOOOOO!!!
HC: That poor dumb bastard.
BO: I’m just glad I told the NSA not to open an attachment sent by him.
HC: I did … uuuch! No warning at all.
BO: He sent you a dick pic?
HC: Subject was “Standing tall in support of you!”
BO: That’s not all that creative.
HC: It wasn’t standing that tall either!
BO: HEY-OOOOOOOO! You’re on fire today!
HC: It’s low-hanging fruit! Hahahahahahahaha
BO: Ha! Damn Hillary! I don’t know why nobody thinks you’re funny.
HC: Me either.
BO: So what are you going to talk to Joe Biden about in the morning?
HC: I’m gonna tell him that if he runs in ’16 I’ll cut his balls off.
BO: Oh. That might be why people don’t think you’re funny.
HC: *shrugs shoulders*

The rest of the lunch was boring policy talk and something about using the NSA data mining technology to help Hillary in her campaign in 2016. I didn’t really understand it. Anyway, that’s all I could write down before a couple of Secret Service assholes made us leave. I guess the 1^stAmendment doesn’t apply at the White House!

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Matt Said, Jay Said 36-24-36 (ish)

Matt Slurs, Jay Slurs, You have another drink ... 

Matt: Hellooooooo  Jay: I’m not here
Matt: Me neither.
Jay: I’m too busy for this.
Matt: Me too!
Jay: Totally!
Matt: Can’t be bothered.
Jay: Well, not really.
Matt: Yeah, I’ve got time.
Jay: Just not this week.
Matt: Pretending to do family shit?
Jay: Not pretending dude! Family is here.
Matt: Even the dogs?
Jay: The dogs are here and they’ve taken over!
Matt: They’ll take charge of everything if you let them.
Jay: We’ve already let them.
Matt: That’s kind of sad.
Jay: Yeah, but they’re cool dogs.
Matt: Well, that’s okay then.

Matt: How was your Fourth of July?
Jay: Outstanding! Red, White and BBQ!
Matt: God Bless America!
Jay: Hell yeah! How was yours?
Matt: Well, Rally’s was closed.
Jay: What??
Matt: It’s an outrage, isn’t it!?
Jay: They denied good, Christian Americans hamburgers?
Matt: On Independence Day no less!
Jay: Commie Bastards!
Matt: Maybe they should change their name to Khrushchev’s Burgers.
Jay: Hey-OOOOOO!
Matt: Or Ho Chi Minhute Burgers.
Jay: Or Pol Burger Pot!
Matt: Leonid Burgzhev!
Jay: That was good stuff right there.
Matt: No bad.
Jay: Especially for two people who aren’t here.
Matt: Good point.

Jay: So this week’s show? Matt: What about it?
Jay: Got any ideas?
Matt: Well, I was thinking.
Jay: Oh dear.
Matt: No, it’s fine.
Jay: Okay
Matt: We could just wing it!
Jay: We could!
Matt: We’ll just hang out and shoot the breeze.
Jay: We’ll be live without a net!
Matt: Just like a Wallenda.
Jay: Pfft .. We’ll show Wallenda how it’s done.
Matt: We’ll talk about week
Jay: And out All-American 4^th of July activities.
Matt: Yeah, stuff like that.
Jay: And whatever else we think of.
Matt: We’ve got the talent to do it!
Jay: Probably.
Matt: It’ll be HUGE!
Jay: Less prep = better show
Matt: That’s the way it works.
Jay: Okay, we’re ready.
Matt: Always!

Be sure to catch Matt and Jay LIVE this Sunday on I’m With Stupid at 12 Noon ET!