Jay's Best and Worst of Christmas

Hola and Ho Ho Ho y’all! It’s Christmastime and that means now would be a good time for me to do a list of my favorite and least favorite things about Christmas.

Best Movies:

1. “Scrooge” the musical w/ Albert Finney as Scrooge.
2. “Scrooged”
3. Miracle on 34^th Street (1947 version w/ Natalie Wood)
4. A Christmas Story
5. A Muppet Christmas Carol

Worst Movies:

1. The Santa Clause
2. I’ll Be Home for Christmas
3. It’s a Wonderful Life
4. Deck the Halls
5. Jack Frost

Best Music:

1. “All I Want for Christmas is You” – Mariah Carey
2. “White Christmas” – Bing Crosby
3. “The Things We Did Last Summer” – Dean Martin
4. Silent Night
5. “Santa Baby” but only the version performed by Aunt Jackie for IWS

Worst Music:

1. "Jingle Bell Rock"
2. "Rocking Around the Christmas Tree"
3. "Blue Christmas"
4. "Wonderful Christmas Time – Paul McCartney"
5. "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"

Best Traditions:

1. NBA Christmas Day Games
2. Lights and Decorations
3. Caroling
4. Christmas Open House Parties
5. Special Christmas Episodes of TV shows and Christmas Music Specials

Worst Traditions:

1. Christmas Family Newsletter
2. Christmas Sweaters
3. Door-to-Door Christmas Solicitors (And Phone)
4. Black Friday
5. Silly gift giving games like “pass the present” or “white elephant”

Best Goodies:

1. Fudge
2. Cookies
3. Cranberry Bread
4. Candy Canes
5. Peanut Brittle

Worst Goodies:

1. Egg Nog
2. Pumpkin Pie
3. Pecan Pie
4. Fruit Cake
5. Tofurkey

Best General Christmas Stuff: Just the happy feelings and love and camaraderie you feel this time of year. Plus all goodwill towards man, charity and feelings of community.

Worst General Christmas Stuff: The fact that all that goodwill doesn’t last and all the miserable, grumpy Grinches and Grinchettes out there who try to bring everyone down and ruin our good time and fun. Assholes.

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Just Partying with Celebrities and Shit

Hola all you wild and crazy people. Man, the Holidays are a really busy time of year. This last week has been the busiest week of my life! I was all over the place! Check out my last week …

It all started last Sunday when Miley Cyrus came over to hang out, sing Christmas carols and twerk. We had a great time and it really got me into the Christmas spirit.

On Monday night I had to attend some silly charity event with Hayden Panetierre. It was a nice evening but I’m not much for these really formal affairs. Anyway, I got through it and didn’t do or say anything to embarrass Hayden who seemed to have a good time. Really sweet girl.

On Wednesday morning Adrianne Curry said she heard a noise outside of her house, but it turned out it was just me coming over to see what was up. I hadn’t talked to Adrianne in a whiel and thought maybe she would like to make some Christmas cookies or something. Sorry babe, didn’t mean to startle you or anything. Thanks for not calling the cops on me.

Thursday night was yet another stuffy, formal gathering with a bunch of hipsters. Seriously, if Keira Knightley wasn’t so much fun to hang out with, this would have been a super boring night. Keira saved the day though with her charm and great sense of humor. Also, we enjoyed several glasses of white wine.

Friday night things got really awkward. Taylor Swift called me up and wanted to go out and have a good time. And let me tell ya folks, Taylor is a GOOD TIME! Damn, she is a wild and crazy partier. I don’t know why she can’t be a little more calm and predictable like Miley, but I guess we are who we are. It was still a nice evening, I guess.

Finally I was right back where it all started yesterday afternoon singing Christmas carols and enjoying the beauty of the season. This time I was hanging out with the more age-appropriate Lauren Graham. She’s is so freaking cool. And HAWT! I’ll just leave it at that and let you use your imagination as to what all might have happened.

So, as you can see this last week has worn me out! I’ll probably already be visiting snoozerville when this post goes live and I’m definitely gonna relax a bit this week if I can.

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In other news it was yet another EPIC episode of IWS Radio yesterday! We held our annual Office Christmas Party and we had a HUGE crowd! First, Mike called in to let us know that BTR wasn’t working properly and we appreciated that very much. Then we had a brilliant performance of “Santa Baby” by Aunt Jackie, followed by bringing her onto the show to hang out with us. Damn, she’s sweet and charming. Our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie gave us a report from up north and then hung out with also. As if that wasn’t enough RockDog, Brown Beasely and of course Schmoop were also there!!! It was pandemonium people! You should definitely check this show out and tell all your friends! 

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